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Mythopoeika

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I woman I used to work with told me it's possible to make love in a mini metro but you have to first remove the gear nob.
Wouldn't that leave a spike in place? Might scratch a bit.
 

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Wouldn't that leave a spike in place? Might scratch a bit.
I didn't think it was polite to ask her about that at the time but then I was only 20 and she was 50. Give it a go and report back to us here with your findings :).
 

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It makes me think of Peckinpah's most notorious film, Junior Boner!

Meanwhile, the Queen has joined the Me Too movement and released this unexpected candid shot of a National Treasure lunging at her:

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Look at the eyes. This person truly believes they are beautiful and that's all that matters, right? :D

Although, how they got their boobs to stand at attention at this stage in life is a mystery to me. :gobs:
Isn't that Charles Hawtrey in drag?
 

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Look at the eyes. This person truly believes they are beautiful and that's all that matters, right? :D

Although, how they got their boobs to stand at attention at this stage in life is a mystery to me. :gobs:
A Bullet bra?
 

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Where is Call me Kenneth, Walter the Robot & The ABC Robots??????.
 

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He was probably walking around saying "- Your sporran is nothing compared to my sporran!"
Well, we're assuming it's a sporran. He is after all a white haired, elderly gentleman.,with a resplendent moustache and... just an afterthought...
 

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Well, we're assuming it's a sporran. He is after all a white haired, elderly gentleman.,with a resplendent moustache and ...
... an extremely low-slung goatee? :dunno:
 
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