Random/Peculiar Images

[Mythopoeika]

I woman I used to work with told me it's possible to make love in a mini metro but you have to first remove the gear nob.

Wouldn't that leave a spike in place? Might scratch a bit.

 

[Swifty]

Wouldn't that leave a spike in place? Might scratch a bit.

I didn't think it was polite to ask her about that at the time but then I was only 20 and she was 50. Give it a go and report back to us here with your findings .

 

[escargot]

You would win the internet if you did that on the correct forum.

Who's to say I haven't?

 

[Yithian]

The Old Ash Stanley
Roy Badmin (1906-1989)

 

[Mythopoeika]

 

[Schrodinger's Zebra]

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I'll never look at tomatoes quite the same way again.

 

[Comfortably Numb]

Now that's what you call a sporran!

 

[Yithian]

 

[Sgt Girth]

Now that's what you call a sporran!

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Overcompensating for something if you ask me!

 

[Vardoger]

Overcompensating for something if you ask me!

He was probably walking around saying "- Your sporran is nothing compared to my sporran!"

 

[Mythopoeika]

A book about boners*, illustrated by Dr Seuss:

* Back then, 'boners' did not have the same meaning as it does today.

 

[GNC]

* Back then, 'boners' did not have the same meaning as it does today.

It did actually. That book is pure filth.

 

[JamesWhitehead]

It makes me think of Peckinpah's most notorious film, Junior Boner!

Meanwhile, the Queen has joined the Me Too movement and released this unexpected candid shot of a National Treasure lunging at her:

 

[Vardoger]

It did actually. That book is pure filth.

Just look at this one.

 

[Peripart]

A book about boners*, illustrated by Dr Seuss:

* Back then, 'boners' did not have the same meaning as it does today.

Not a pop-up book, then?

 

[Yithian]

 

[michael59]

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Look at the eyes. This person truly believes they are beautiful and that's all that matters, right?

Although, how they got their boobs to stand at attention at this stage in life is a mystery to me.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Look at the eyes. This person truly believes they are beautiful and that's all that matters, right?

Although, how they got their boobs to stand at attention at this stage in life is a mystery to me.

Isn't that Charles Hawtrey in drag?

 

[Nemo]

Look at the eyes. This person truly believes they are beautiful and that's all that matters, right?

Although, how they got their boobs to stand at attention at this stage in life is a mystery to me.

A Bullet bra?

 

[michael59]

Isn't that Charles Hawtrey in drag?

I have no idea who that is, but it is definitely someone special. lol

 

[Vardoger]

Isn't that Charles Hawtrey in drag?

If it's not Amanda Lawrence dressing up as Charles Hawtrey in drag.

 

[Jepra Peld]

Isn't that Charles Hawtrey in drag?

Yes. I think it's from Carry On Again Doctor.

 

[gordonrutter]

Yes. I think it's from Carry On Again Doctor.

CH as Lady Puddleton

 

[kamalktk]

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Source (prints available):

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1336691292319985664

All that work and Replicants are organic...

 

[Nemo]

Where is Call me Kenneth, Walter the Robot & The ABC Robots??????.

 

[Comfortably Numb]

He was probably walking around saying "- Your sporran is nothing compared to my sporran!"

Well, we're assuming it's a sporran. He is after all a white haired, elderly gentleman.,with a resplendent moustache and... just an afterthought...

 

[EnolaGaia]

Well, we're assuming it's a sporran. He is after all a white haired, elderly gentleman.,with a resplendent moustache and ...

... an extremely low-slung goatee?

 

[Swifty]

 

[Mythopoeika]

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Clearly descended from the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt.

 

[Yithian]

More Ladybird book art: ‘Lane at Westerham’ by Roland Hilder.

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My old neck of the woods: Snow in the Weald by Rowland Hilder: