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One of the Mrs's friends has just served here in Cromer today here today, gone tomorrow popstar Jessie J and Channing Tatum if that impresses anyone reading this .. I think they're famous if you're 14 years old or something? .. apparently he's an American actor.

edit: she's just shown me a photo of him. he also came into our shop today and asked me to throw some inconsequential bit of plastic crap into our bin so we did.
WTF brought those two to Cromer?
 

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WTF brought those two to Cromer?
At least twice now as well I've learned .. I can't say online exactly where they were because this girl's a manager there so I don't want to get her in trouble .. the waitress's were sniggering though because he asked where the "restroom" was and as you know, us heathen English just say "toilet".

Don't underestimate Cromer, tons of famous people come here because it's off the beaten track and the locals mostly don't bother them. John and Norma Major walked past us on the pier one day!.

It wasn't unusual to walk past John Hurt either after he moved here, I sold him some fish a couple of times and he liked his whisky .. the woman looking approvingly at him with the red hat in the background was/is his lover Anwyn.


A young Winston Churchill got told off by locals on at least two occasions (for being a dickhead to his nanny). I'll probably avoid Jim Davidson this time who's reversed his flounce (so he's coming back unfortunately) that saw me being quoted in The Sun newspaper after me and the Mrs stuck up for Cromer.

As much as Churchill complained about Cromer, he kept coming back here, even after he retired as Prime Minister. He was a spoilt little prat as a kid so his nanny ended up at a hospital here after he'd thrown an inkwell at her.

https://www.lowestoftjournal.co.uk/...ll-s-comment-on-his-visit-to-cromer-1-4842784
 
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There's something unsettling about tourist attractions drained of tourists and my impromptu trip to Imijingak certainly met the description. It's located a couple of miles from the DMZ ('the last village'), but the settlements around it are all fairly sparse and secluded--until you stumble across a 'rest-stop' that is lit up like a Christmas tree in the darkness and billowing steam into the night! My daughter asked whether ghosts lived by the road, which reflected my own sense of the place at dusk: iodine skies, looming silhouettes and dense thickets on the horizon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imjingak

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The Mrs made me go with her to watch this a few days ago, our prom's sea defence walls getting a battering again. This is nothing compared to the 2013 storm when I had to cycle up the coastal road, the sea spray on that bad boy went over the tops of the 5 story buildings and smashed large chunks of the old sea wall off .. that was mental.


 
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The Mrs made me go with her to watch this a few days ago, our prom's sea defence walls getting a battering again. This is nothing compared to the 2013 storm when I had to cycle up the coastal road, the sea spray on that bad boy went over the tops of the 5 story buildings and smashed large chunks of the old sea wall off .. that was mental.


The Deep Ones will come ashore soon for the annual mating with the locals.

Have you seen Tidelands on Netflix? Could be set in Cromer.
 

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The Deep Ones will come ashore soon for the annual mating with the locals.

Have you seen Tidelands on Netflix? Could be set in Cromer.
We were on Channel 4 a couple of days ago on that game show called 'Hunted' where ten contestants go on the run and ex police types have to catch them. Two of the blokes on the run ended up here in one of the caravan parks for a bit. Not a bad watch, it's still on catch up if you're interested.
 

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...that game show called 'Hunted' where ten contestants go on the run and ex police types have to catch them. Two of the blokes on the run ended up here in one of the caravan parks for a bit.
Hackneyed and predictable: The first item on the SIOs’ checklist in Blackstone’s is “Search Cromer caravan parks”.

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There was (or is) a Private sex shop on the outskirts of Hemel Hempstead with a discrete side entrance. The exit however was through the shop front door, which opened onto the pavement in front of a busy small road and directly opposite a large Pub with outside seating. Departures were heralded by a large sprung door-bell and every time the 'Ding' was heard the Pub patrons would let out a loud cheer. According to the local papers (~6 years ago) this caused embarrassment to the shop's customers clutching their brown paper packages. The Pub refused to (or couldn't) kerb their drinkers' banter and the shop wouldn't get rid of the bell, so (after 20 years) they put up a wooden panel and let customers enter and exit via the side door.


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There was (or is) a Private sex shop on the outskirts of Hemel Hempstead with a discrete side entrance. The exit however was through the shop front door, which opened onto the pavement in front of a busy small road and directly opposite a large Pub with outside seating. Departures were heralded by a large sprung door-bell and every time the 'Ding' was heard the Pub patrons would let out a loud cheer. According to the local papers (~6 years ago) this caused embarrassment to the shop's customers clutching their brown paper packages. The Pub refused to (or couldn't) kerb their drinkers' banter and the shop wouldn't get rid of the bell, so (after 20 years) they put up a wooden panel and let customers enter and exit via the side door.


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Is it any good inside?
The last time I was in a sex shop was in Birmingham, me and the ex saw it and thought "Yeah .. let's go in!". She complained that none of the porn was for women so when she wasn't looking, I bought an all men S&M magazine for her and gave it to her as a joke gift when we'd got back home. We had a laugh and then forgot all about the mag.

Maybe a year later, I got home and the ex said she had a confession to make .. her mum had come round to help her tidy up and found the forgotten mag in a pile of stuff. The ex had told her mum it wasn't hers and her mum never brought it up again although she was decidedly off with me from then on.

Fast forward a few years and not long after me and the ex had moved to Cromer, we decided to break up. I was sat on a bench overlooking the sea and a mate (Craig) was sat next to me when I suddenly saw the ex's mum marching down the promenade below us and clearly on the warpath looking for me. I said to Craig "Shit! .. that's xxxxxx's mum!" .. then without warning, Craig suddenly dropped his head down over my lap and started bobbing his head up and down in comedy blow job fashion .. she looked up at that exact same moment, saw me and a blokes head bobbing up and down and just kept walking instead. He probably did me a favour doing that now I look back on it.
 

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...Craig suddenly dropped his head down over my lap and started bobbing his head up and down in comedy blow job fashion .. she looked up at that exact same moment, saw me and a blokes head bobbing up and down and just kept walking instead. He probably did me a favour doing that now I look back on it.
So there was a happy ending?

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So there was a happy ending?

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He had a green Mohican as well which made things look even more pervy .. the same bloke I told you about who used to spin his nob round and shout "helicopter helicopter!" in that professional kitchen. He was a top laugh though.

On a more pleasant note, Cromer Council have decided to go with my idea again of an artificial ice rink over looking the sea for a week or so .. it must have paid off last year then :cool:

http://northlodgepark.org.uk/synthetic-ice-rink-in-cromer-february-half-term-2019/
 
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