MrRING
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The politicized bunch of nuts lnown as the Proud Boys are on trial in the USA for various malfeasancese outside the scope of this board. But from a family member I've heard two things have come out in evidence at one or more of their trials that boggled the mind that i thought i'd see if anybody here knew if they were indeed true, as they are tremendously weird. Supposedly these were discovered as part of their operations manual or group constitution:
1. Proud Boys were only allowed to eat 5 cereals. If asked by a higher ranking Proud Boy, you had to list the 5 cereals. If this is true, does anybody know what the 5 approved cereals were? I'm hoping they were Fruity Pebbles, Captain Crunch with Cruchberries, King Vitamin, Quisp, and Trix.
2. Proud Boys could not masterbate. They could only have intercourse with their girlfriend or wife. The loophole was that you could masterbate as long as the partner was still within a certain prescribed closeness to the wanking individual so that it could be loosely counted as sex. Zoom call masterbation with their partner would be outlawed due to the fact that they were not physically in close enough proximity.
1. Proud Boys were only allowed to eat 5 cereals. If asked by a higher ranking Proud Boy, you had to list the 5 cereals. If this is true, does anybody know what the 5 approved cereals were? I'm hoping they were Fruity Pebbles, Captain Crunch with Cruchberries, King Vitamin, Quisp, and Trix.
2. Proud Boys could not masterbate. They could only have intercourse with their girlfriend or wife. The loophole was that you could masterbate as long as the partner was still within a certain prescribed closeness to the wanking individual so that it could be loosely counted as sex. Zoom call masterbation with their partner would be outlawed due to the fact that they were not physically in close enough proximity.
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