Invest it!!I've only found about 40p's worth in the past week.
All investment proposals need to be vetted by my legal team first Dave .. come on ! .. you already know that. Call my secretary next Wednesday.Invest it!!
Damn. That means you're not interested in funding my idea for putting ashtrays on motorbikes?All investment proposals need to be vetted by my legal team first Dave .. come on ! .. you already know that. Call my secretary next Wednesday.
Now you put it that way, yes I am ... call Sandra immediately and she will secure the funds.Damn. That means you're not interested in funding my idea for putting ashtrays on motorbikes?
In so doing, you would be meeting one of the employment styles required to be demonstrated by all employees working at Disney theme parks....any rubbish/trash/money spotted by staff (viz "cast members") must be scooped-up, immediately, with a sweeping flourish. No bending, or paused picky-pickups.
I understand that little trouble accrues from taking confectionery from children.On idle weekdays, one of my favourite pastimes is to sit in a town centre pub near a window which overlooks the busy pavement just where it narrows along the main street. Having superglued a pound coin to the pavement, it brings great hilarity to watch people approaching clock the coin, then try to casually swipe it without causing a pile-up of people who will inevitably be close behind. Maybe it's the combination of lunchtime drinking and the fact that I'm not one of the drones shuffling backwards and forwards to town/work (well, not that day, anyway) which makes it so pant-wettingly hilarious, but I can assure you, it has me falling off my chair laughing, literally.
I mean, there's slick sorts who try to confidently swoop down and take the coin without stopping - the confusion on their face as they move through and realise they haven't actually bagged the sitting duck. Will they come back for another try?
Then there's the sort who see the coin, then realise "their phone is ringing", so stop dead on the pavement and slyly nudge the coin to the edge of the walkway for retrieval (or not, as the case may be. Once again, seeing the confusion as to why the coin hasn't moved is hilarious.) How many little casual kicks will they give the coin whilst they "take their call", with other pedestrians weaving round them, before they go full retard and resort to openly hoofing it with their heel? Or will they simply walk off after the first failure, only to turn around and come back the other way...and then do another lap, and another after that, getting increasingly frustrated at the way this coin will not deliver itself into their custody?
Sometimes they will then notice some purple-faced idiots rolling about in hysterics inside the pub, realise they've been wound up, and walk off. But then there's the ones who simply don't give a shit about appearing casual and effortless as they swipe the cash, they WILL be having that coin, and will openly kick, or scrabble, or use something to lever it off the pavement, come what may. They don't care who sees them, who they will be holding up behind them, all they care about is pocketing that coin.
Once they have it, bang on the window, cheer them on, see if they show any embarrassment, and then go out and glue another coin.
Try it, my friends, the determination of some people is incredible, for a coin which will really buy you very little. Maybe it's the colour - GOOOOOLD!!! Maybe it's just that people have much less spare cash these days. Maybe it's your mate who can spot a coin retrieval specialist coming half a mile away making you laugh. I don't know, but for belly laughs, this IS comedy gold. (I suppose a variation is the old "bank note on a fishing line" which is yanked out of the way just as someone's fingers close on it)
See what happens when you roll around on a bed of petty cash giggling "Mine, all mine!"?
They do say the Pound has fallen.I was given two pound coins this morning for something too long winded to go into but by the time I got home ? .. one of them has disappeared. I know I didn't spend it, I've probably somehow dropped it I suppose ..
It may just be that people hate 5p pieces and throw them away at every opportunity.Other than two pennies rusted beyond recognition, I found ANOTHER 5p coin this morning .. is this some sort of scavenger inflation thing going on I wonder ?
Either way, I found yet another one outside the Kings Head today .. even though they're worth more, I still prefer finding pennies instead .. that probably explains why I'm not rich ..5 pence is the new half pence.
I've made some fine perch lures out of 5p pieces.Either way, I found yet another one outside the Kings Head today .. even though they're worth more, I still prefer finding pennies instead .. that probably explains why I'm not rich ..
How do you tie them up ? .. or do you drill a hole in them ? ..I've made some fine perch lures out of 5p pieces.
I put them on a hard metal surface and hit them with the round end of a ballpein hammer until they are beaten into a bowl shape about 10% larger diameter than the original 5p. I drill a 1mm hole near the rim on one side and use a fly-fishing clip (metal) to attached a red long-shank hook. Simples. 5 cent (US) coins are nicer though.How do you tie them up ? .. or do you drill a hole in them ? ..
Strictly speaking, you're not supposed to do that to your own country's currency.I put them on a hard metal surface and hit them with the round end of a ballpein hammer until they are beaten into a bowl shape about 10% larger diameter than the original 5p. I drill a 1mm hole near the rim on one side and use a fly-fishing clip (metal) to attached a red long-shank hook. Simples. 5 cent (US) coins are nicer though.
"Hypothetically" you can make a lure in this wayStrictly speaking, you're not supposed to do that to your own country's currency.
But I suppose it matters not a lot, because it's such a low denomination.