Cochise
Priest of the cult of the Dog with the Broken Paw
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Maybe they like getting it on in the attic? Or they live somewhere really dry and like it outdoors? Personally, I'm giving 'em respect"Doin' it dusty."
Maybe they like getting it on in the attic? Or they live somewhere really dry and like it outdoors? Personally, I'm giving 'em respect"Doin' it dusty."
I thought it said 'doin' it dirty'.
I thought it said 'doin' it dirty'.
For the sake of history (when someone reads this years from now): these are wristbands to get into the miles-long queue to view the Queen's casket.And folks have been blocked from 'selling' wristbands on eBay.
Firstly, they're free to get.
Secondly, yep - distasteful.
Thirdly - when you describe your item as 'unused' then as you got said item for free, just for standing in a queue, then it's not been used, has it?
I know it's a genuinely 'once in a lifetime event'* but FFS, this is the most blatant demonstration of modern commercialisation, isn't it?
* I'm not a monarchist but I'm aware of a sense of history.
One of the talks we do is about various bits of murder and mayhem, mainly 19thC. And we stumbled on these, beauties, Victorian murder souvenirs. Not just the broadside ballads and penny dreadfuls everyone knows about but people also bought ornaments or mugs to commemorate the latest murder. We have always ended that talk with a couple of slides of the murder memorabilia and have threatened to make an entire talk that is dedicated to just murder tat. Wonder if it'd be popular?
https://www.orderofthegooddeath.com...and-our-enduring-fascination-with-true-crime/
A Jesus catapult?This is real, and it's available in a variety of colors and sizes via Etsy. From a functional perspective I'm not sure the "handle" is all that useful, but it's definitely eye-catching.
It's one of the odd / wacky sex toys listed in this year's Daily Beast Sex-tember sampler of sex accessories.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/weird-sex-toys?ref=home
This is real, and it's available in a variety of colors and sizes
Mike Tyson (the Mike Tyson) is selling edible cannabis products shaped like an ear with a lump bitten out of it ...
If you don't know why this is in bad taste:
https://www.republicworld.com/sport...ander-holyfields-ear-in-1997-boxing-news.html
I've never been to an anti-monarchist chippy myself. My local chippy is an "I liked the Queen but I'm basically a republican, so let's see how Charles gets on" chippy.Look at the outcry over the anti-monarchist chippy
You don't need to tell me twice.....Recently tried this place in Sweden. Very tasty.
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Had me sniggering like 13 year old reading a Viz annual in the back of class![]()
Bang up-to-date: Matthews was sent down in January 2009.Clearly a joke, perhaps belongs here more than the jokes thread.
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Bang up-to-date: Matthews was sent down in January 2009.
This is a Viz joke advert.
The new edition has Matthews' new identity and address.I have seen it online so it is real.
There are loads of them. Selected big news stories get the souvenir plate treatment.It's not only a satire on the whole nasty case, it's a pretty good swipe at producers such as Franklin Mint.