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Seriously Bad-Taste Merchandise

gojiramonkey said:
Thank you. I can exacerbate my diabetes with true abandon, especially the dog farts!
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Though I think over the years I have had my fair share of dog farts whether I was peckish or not. Though in my opinion, kittens are the worst !! How such a tiny thing can create the kind of eldritch foul gas they do is impressive, frankly. And grown cats don't tend to inflict this on their hoomans. But I could be wrong
 
gojiramonkey said:
Though I think over the years I have had my fair share of dog farts whether I was peckish or not. Though in my opinion, kittens are the worst !! How such a tiny thing can create the kind of eldritch foul gas they do is impressive, frankly. And grown cats don't tend to inflict this on their hoomans. But I could be wrong
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No, I think you are right. Although it may be that the kitten concentrates it!
 
Frideswide said:
The jumper is hideous beyond the tradition of hideous jumpers. Having the slogan makes it slightly less hideous...
Frideswide said:
The jumper is hideous beyond the tradition of hideous jumpers. Having the slogan makes it slightly less hideous...
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I don't know if there'll ever be a Weirdest Allergy thread , but due to mine I'll never have the dilemma of whether to purchase such a tasteful jumper, as yes, I'm allergic to wool!! AND I used to live on a sheep farm. And did you know they can cough uncannily like humans. The first time I heard THAT, I nearly jumped out of my pants!! But anyway, due to my weird allergy, I never have to partake in FORCED yuletide jollities of wearing ''hilarious 'jumpers at work or parties.
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pandacracker said:
...and the 'Bundyldo' is a glory to behold!

@Swifty, have you seen these?
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I have not seen a Ted Bundy dildo if that's what it is?.

edit: Good lord! ... NSFW
https://www.serialpleasures.com/home/Bundyldo-p351824795

Edit: I was asked to online interview the owner of this business and website, Nicolaus Claux, 'the vampire of paris' during lockdown. He's not a serial killer but he did grave rob, drink blood, eat human flesh and shot someone. He's been released from prison since, is married to an Australian woman and makes his cash through this site. I turned down the interview and asked my mate Roseanna to do it instead, Clarice Starling style. We interviewed a convicted cannibal.

 
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pandacracker said:
Ted Bundy inspired. It's not a facsimile of his love muscle.
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Yeah, it's a sculpted bone (or a mold of a real one). If you look closely, someone's taken the time to carve 'Ted' into the base. I wonder if it's a copy of the same handwriting that's still on a courtroom desk somewhere that Ted carved on during a trial which is now protected under Perspex?.
 
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This relic is on eBay...
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Swifty said:
I have not seen a Ted Bundy dildo if that's what it is?.

edit: Good lord! ... NSFW
https://www.serialpleasures.com/home/Bundyldo-p351824795

Edit: I was asked to online interview the owner of this business and website, Nicolaus Claux, 'the vampire of paris' during lockdown. He's not a serial killer but he did grave rob, drink blood, eat human flesh and shot someone. He's been released from prison since, is married to an Australian woman and makes his cash through this site. I turned down the interview and asked my mate Roseanna to do it instead, Clarice Starling style. We interviewed a convicted cannibal.

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The goth babe in the advert is hot as f***
 
escargot said:
I used to own a 'JIM FIXED IT FOR ME' soap-on-a-rope which sat round the bathroom for a couple of years until I decided to, y'know, put it all behind me. :wink2:

As soon as it was all gone Savile croaked and the scandal began. Dammit.
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Just think how much that'd be worth now.






Not very much!
 
I've been reading up on that Rico Claux character tonight. .. quote ...
"
Anything else you want to add? Yeah, I have a message for people who smoke, do drugs, eat junk food, and drink alcohol. You are slowly poisoning your blood. You draw the vileness into your lungs. Cancer ravages your veins. You have no respect for your own body and flesh. I saw many of you lying on the slab. You make me feel sick. Your body is a walking trash can. Your meat disgusts me. This is specially aimed at girls: Do some sports, quit smoking, go on a protein diet, take care of your arterys. You will feel a lot sexier".

Well.... lol ...I'm glad my poisoned meat will disgust these type of creeps thus he won't want to eat my meat He seriously thinks women will listen to his crap??

He had sex with corpses too. He also used to work in a mourge at a children's hospital.

Make of that what you will.

Complete wrong-un.

Interesting but gruesome half hour read here -

https://murderpedia.org/male.C/c/claux-nicolas.htm​
 
FunkyTT said:
I've been reading up on that Rico Claux character tonight. .. quote ...
"
Anything else you want to add? Yeah, I have a message for people who smoke, do drugs, eat junk food, and drink alcohol. You are slowly poisoning your blood. You draw the vileness into your lungs. Cancer ravages your veins. You have no respect for your own body and flesh. I saw many of you lying on the slab. You make me feel sick. Your body is a walking trash can. Your meat disgusts me. This is specially aimed at girls: Do some sports, quit smoking, go on a protein diet, take care of your arterys. You will feel a lot sexier".

Well.... lol ...I'm glad my poisoned meat will disgust these type of creeps thus he won't want to eat my meat He seriously thinks women will listen to his crap??

He had sex with corpses too. He also used to work in a mourge at a children's hospital.

Make of that what you will.

Complete wrong-un.

Interesting but gruesome half hour read here -

https://murderpedia.org/male.C/c/claux-nicolas.htm​
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Nico Claux, yep (he prefers to be called Nico instead of Nicholas and hates his nickname 'the vampire of Paris'. He also collects serial killer and true crime stuff including the hook and freezer used by that German cannibal who's name escapes me who advertised for someone to come round his house and be eaten.

He's got a dark sense of humour so when some American teens decided to visit him in Paris (after he was released) to hang out with him, tour the graveyards he was barred from etc for their Youtube channel, he invited them round to his flat for a meal prepared by him. Part of the meal was unlabelled slices of ham in some brown paper, all on film. They all chickened out of trying it except for one of the kids. That's probably still on Youtube somewhere.
 
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