I am a meat popsicle
- Sep 18, 2001
- Reaction score
- Inside a starship, watching puny humans from afar
Pokari Sweat tastes great though.
Please tell us you're taking the pith?! Or do we infer (once I re-read your written writes from the road) that you are upon rather than aside said conduit?beating down upon my helmet
If you find it to your taste, know that it is a free country and you may eat all the collon you can afford, but if you think others will not judge you...well, sorry... it is a free country for them too.
You infer correctly - if there is Kidding afoot, then it is of the Eddie variety. While my current occupation might be construable as a neo-colonialist endeavour, I haven't got sufficient cranial vegetation to have considered becoming a topee-aristPlease tell us you're taking the pith?!
And your helmet is therefore to protect your bonce whilst you're pulling wheelies & leaping buses?
Alas, my twist-and-go scooter and I are locked firmly in the 20th century. I do quite fancy supporting Vietnam's new vehicle manufacturer, Vinfast, though: they are offering big incentives on their new e-bike (which is named to gladden the heart of Dr Who companion fans around the world), in the hope of, ahem, kickstarting a charger network around the country. The incentives must be working, too: I see quite a few of them in between leaping grand canyons and generally pootling around with my front wheel waggling rakishly in the air.maybe you're bucking the system with an electric bike
A few years ago, I was working for a very large international company and part of my job was to talk to our Bangkok office regularly. My contacts there were two ladies called "Supaporn" and "Khemeraporn". Not wanting to sound like an idiot, I asked them for the correct pronunciation of their names before I even attempted them myself.
And, erm, what business were you in?A few years ago, I was working for a very large international company and part of my job was to talk to our Bangkok office regularly. My contacts there were two ladies called "Supaporn" and "Khemeraporn". Not wanting to sound like an idiot, I asked them for the correct pronunciation of their names before I even attempted them myself.
Well, the correct pronunciations were "super porn" and "camera porn". As it turns out, "porn" means "blessing" in Thai.
iPant?They had some knickers that had caffeine in them, forgot what they called them tho
Hugh Dennis, possibly trying to impersonate Lynn Faulds Wood on "Watchdog".What about: `I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!` ?
Back in the day the Mary Whitehouse Experience did a fine skit on this. Baddiel, I think it was, said: `So what's it going to be next then? `Bollocks! This Is Custard - And Anyone Who Says It's Not Gets It!`...?