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Things I Learned from My Mother
My mother had me convinced that "Untouched by Human Hands" used in advertizements for food products meant that there were entire factories staffed entirely by monkeys.
That "red skies at evening" meant that Santa Claus was cooking Christmas candy.
That thunder was the sound of the angels bowling.
My mother had me convinced that "Untouched by Human Hands" used in advertizements for food products meant that there were entire factories staffed entirely by monkeys.
That "red skies at evening" meant that Santa Claus was cooking Christmas candy.
That thunder was the sound of the angels bowling.