Did you ever see the Bill Hicks sketch on 'smart fruit'?
When it comes to Second World War bombing accuracy, my mind usually turns to Cassino. The Americans were attempting to bomb a single very large monastery atop a massif, and bomb it they did--along with a great many other things near and far from this target.
Not least among those things were the personal caravan of the commander of the British Eighth Army (Oliver Leese) and the French Corps HQ, twelve miles away from Cassino.
As if the point was not clear enough, General Mark Clark who had himself approved the bombing was at his command post
seventeen miles from the target and watched sixteen bombs strike the ground nearby.
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