CHARLES B HORN & THE SENDERS
What is all that stuff clogging up your email inbox? PAUL WILLIAMS spoke to Charles B Horn, the man who thinks he has found the key to unlock spam.
Charles B Horn is the discoverer, architect and foremost proponent of Sender Theory. Though still in its infancy, its startling implications are creating a paradigm shift in our understanding of alien contact. I caught up with Horn via telephone at the end of his recent lecture tour to discuss his ideas further. He was relaxing in a motel on the northern borders of Mexico, where he was in the process of laying the groundwork for bringing his message to the UK and Europe later this year.
PW: Sender Theory is still little known, even to many experts in ufology who've been working in the field for years.
CBH: It's such a shocking theory that it elicits a classic denial response in the recipient. I think you'll find that as the realisation sinks in more widely I'm going to be a pretty busy guy!
PW: You have a background in Government and military covert operations. How useful was this in the formulation of your ideas?
CBH: It was absolutely critical. Working across various echelons of power, as I have done, produces a familiarity with all types of mechanisms of information manipulation and dissemination. It was this fundamental understanding that enabled me to see through the SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) project and cut directly to the chase.
PW: You don't seem to have much respect for the SETI project.
CBH: Well, you have to ask yourself why has the SETI project found nothing - nothing at all? For years, millions of dollars have been spent on expensive equipment in this effort to hold humanity's ear to the ether, hoping to hear some vague whisper from another world, and what has the result been? A deafening silence! I would suggest that this vast enterprise is at best misguided or, more likely, a tool for disinformational propaganda. It's been made evident to me, at least, that there is direct evidence of Aliens contacting us. It's been happening right under our very noses, and it's possible it's happened to some of your readers.
PW: Can you explain further how this Alien Contact takes place?
CBH: The technology the Aliens have been using is simple and direct. It resembles what we know as 'spam email'. While we've been sending complex digital packets of information identifying our galaxy and its chemical structure, broadcast on the hydrogen line of the electromagnetic frequency, the Aliens have been using a far more straightforward approach: an eye-grabbing email deploying the promise of highly charged sexual activity. I've tracked and monitored these incoming messages and even utilised military decryption computer programmes to carefully decipher the meaning behind these signals and determine the real motives of who, or what, has been sending them.
PW: How did this all begin?
CBH: Back in January 2003, I became aware that my email inbox was filling up with curious messages such as: and "FINGER LICKIN' GOOD! UUUKKKWM!". I was pretty dumbstruck, as you can imagine. Where did these messages come from? What could these calls for attention mean? Over the following months, I watched keenly as more and more arrived. It became apparent that there was a pattern emerging, and that pattern was informed by a deep sense of urgency.
Eventually, the communications built up to a frenzied searing climax of imagery that I can best summarise with examples such as: "Free Sick Anal XXX Sluts!!" and "Huge C**ks Ramming Tight T**ts!!!".
PW: And what conclusion did you reach?
CBH: My first thought was: am I the only one receiving this information? I didn't dare confide in my friends and family for fear of ridicule. My relationship with my wife Cerise was under incredible strain, and I was also the subject of a pernicious fraud enquiry. The messages seemed to be so unique and personal that they appealed to my innermost fears and needs. Some offered to get me out of debt and a few even promised to increase my penis size overnight! As this went on, I became tired and confused and elected to take a week off work to gather my full intellectual resources and try to bring them to bear on the problem. After a few days of rational, focused thought, the realisation dawned on me that these messages were from some kind of Alien Intelligence, which I chose to call THE SENDERS. I realised that THE SENDERS badly wanted to contact me; they had a purpose, and that purpose was to engage in some kind of breeding activity. Everything fell into place. They had been probing my psyche - the very fundamentals of my sexual behaviour - and opening my mind to the concept of ever more bizarre couplings. They were conditioning me to comprehend the prospect of full-scale, hardcore Alien Sex. They were even seeking to radically alter the proportions of my body to deal with their Alien Orifices by altering my generative organ to resemble that of a donkey's. They were preparing me, seeking to win my trust.
PW: What action did you take?
CBH: As the full impact of these realisations detonated across my consciousness, I was seized with the urge to make my findings as publicly available as possible, to contact governments and world leaders and to make them aware of the very real danger that I, and very likely the world, was in. And it was precisely at this moment, as I was poised to go public with this terrifying truth, that the messages changed...
"Watch Me Play With Myself USFRTGQASL" was the first example that came to my attention. And then "MByhard-and-deep-fIiSting", followed by the even stranger "tuzwrqakadirty thing". What was happening? I was incapable of understanding this alone. I needed help. I contacted an old friend - William Stone, Professor of Comparative Linguistics at the University of Austin, Texas, and told him about my experiences. Thankfully, Bill was only too keen to assist. I'll always recall our long conversations, going on late into the night, about the semantic content and coded redundancy' of such other-worldly communiques as: "mOnStEr CoCkS klawqoei".
PW: Was this the beginning of Sender Theory?
CBH: Bill and I believed that what we were witnessing in this degradation of the informational content of the Alien Dispatches was indicative of a breakdown in their broadcast technology. Could these messages, therefore, be the last gasps of a dying civilisation light years away in another galaxy? The thought was appalling to contemplate. Were their antenna. and dishes failing beneath the weight of ash from some apocalyptic volcanic explosion? Was their atmosphere completely permeated by radiation from some terrible war-to-end-all-wars? There was no way of knowing. Our replies to THE SENDERS' emails had always been ignored and only seemed to result in an increase in garbled activity.
We came to the terrible realisation that THE SENDERS' explosive demand for sexual activity might just be the final, desperate 'life burst' of a civilisation on the verge of destruction, a last-ditch plea for survival. We became increasingly moved as the messages steadily decreased in power, reducing down to simple one word grunts such as "hole" and "no", and then just static: "dhwyu154"...
PW: And that's when the trouble started?
CBH: When Bill and I informed a major scientific publication about our work, our houses were raided and our computers seized. We lost complete trust in those who governed our country, those so-called leaders who keep us in ignorance of the incredible events occurring in a Universe the likes of which we can barely conceive. That's why I've chosen to impart this precious information to Mankind, to open our eyes to what's going on around us.
PW: You've spoken about experiencing a life-changing event at this point.
CBH: My exposure to high concentrations of Alien Email precipitated an unexpected consciousness-raising event in my frontal cortex. This event was actually captured in a photograph of my brain made by utilising Positron Emission Tomography, and has been diagnosed by my brother-in-law, and recognised medical expert, Sr Juan Ritz, as the Event Zero experience. Event Zero has sufficiently altered the architecture of my consciousness to enable me to understand the true nature of THE SENDERS' emails, giving me both the complete certainty and total authority to proceed with my enquiries into the real nature of Alien Contact.
PW: I believe your family life has suffered as a direct consequence of your discoveries.
CBH: It's sad but true. My wife's increasingly out-of-control dependency on alcohol was becoming a major problem for me and after a lot of thought and consideration I had to let her go. It was hard, but filing for divorce is probably the kindest thing I've ever done. The outcome for Cerise has been liberating to say the least. One day she was a PA in a small building contractors, the next she had her own webcam and was being seen online by over a thousand visitors a day, many of whom come from the Middle and Far East. She gets many opportunities to travel. I can only wish her the best in her new business venture. The field of Alien Contact is a harsh mistress.
PW: But there have also been problems with your business partner as well.
CBH: Only a few months ago, I had to release Bill, my former research partner, for spying on me. He was using nano-sized bugging technologies invisible to the human eye. I realised with growing horror that he had also sneaked some kind of offensive gadget into my bedroom and was soaking my mind in paranoia rays during the night. Bill was deliberately infiltrating my consciousness with his psi-weapons and coming at me below the wire of my Will. I also had mental evidence that Bill was tampering with my medication. The situation was obviously untenable. The positive side is that it's left me in complete control of my research projects and their associated funding.
PW: Surely, it's important to realise that not all spam is Alien Contact.
CBH: That's the reason for developing my patented Horn Sender Detection software. This software utilises cutting-edge military decryption methods combined with advanced post-modern deconstructive techniques based on the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis. Only with this highly advanced tool can true SENDER Messages be separated from the background noise of junk email and correctly identified. This software will soon be available as a plug-in to all the major email programmes. Right now I'm in top-secret negotiations with world leaders in software, which obviously I can’t discuss.
PW:So what's the future for Sender Theory?
CBH: Well, there's so much to discover. This is an entirely new and expanding scientific realm. That's why I established The Horn Institute for Research into Sender Theory, or THIRST as we call it. My associates and I have a great thirst for knowledge!
For instance, our recent studies indicate that in the next year or so THE SENDERS intend to undertake what I term Hyper-Sexual Congress with certain specially chosen humans, utilising enormous augmented genital organs. It's highly likely that what I've dubbed MCT, or Monstrous Cock Technology, will be mobilised in the most perverse of circumstances. Some of us are going to have to ask ourselves: would I be prepared to have abnormal sex with an Alien?
PW:Are there any other revelations that we should be aware of?
CSH: Post-Event Zero, I've begun to experience what I term Twisted Visions. I suspect that these are Unfolded Dream Attachments from SENDER Emails. They are 'unfolded'
by inherent wetware pre-loaded into the Unconscious at the moment of reception. It’s my belief that this technique is the bedrock of understanding that THE SENDERS are using both to comprehend and ultimately control us...
PW: Finally, how has this incredible journey affected your life?
CBH: I never chose to devote my life to the task of uncovering the terrifying details of real Alien Contact – it chose me. Since that fateful day, over a year ago, I’ve pursued the subject with complete conviction, seeking to determine just exactly who these entities are, and to warn others of what might happen to them.
I’m a deeply spiritual man and I believe that life must be lived with more than a simple materialist existence in mind; that within each of us there are experiences waiting, as a part of our own inner guidance, that will help us comprehend and complete whatever purpose we came here for. Our primary objective is not just to be more fully who we already are but to be a lot better at it also.
Charles B Horn is CEO of The Horn Institute for Research into Sender Theory, a Certified Master HypnoPomp, Lecturer and Speaker in Post-Modem DeCryptology, and Researcher in Human/SENDER Encounters. He is currently writing a book on THE SENDERS, and planning his first UK speaking tour. He can be contacted via Fortean Times.
A selection of Horn’s papers on Alien Cryptology includes:
“ATransitive Signature Scheme Provably
Secure Against Adaptive Chosen-
Message SENDER Attack”.
“A Formal Logic of SENDER Cryptologistic Incontinence”.
“Parallel SENDER Signcryption with OAEP, PSS-R and Other Feistal Paddings”
“A Polynomial Time Algorithm for the
Braid Diffie-Hellman SENDER Conjugacy
Problem”
All are privately published.
For more information on Charles B Horn, see
http://www.charlesbhorn.com