sherbetbizarre
Special Branch
- Joined
- Sep 4, 2004
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You can have what I've got in my Paypal account... which is about £2.53.
This man, obviously. He might be the only one.
Well, they say 'you are what you eat'. Bon appetit.Not exactly part of a balanced diet, all that pressed abattoir sweepings...
It was a yatch. Who knew?The surgery things likethat and I was really under anesthesia for an hour switch you know albeit oral surgeons I've conversed with a short time later said Brainplus IQ the surgery ought to never gone past three and a half hours saw this fellow United great and 2016 screws and a few plates and that was an a yatch clearly a huge stressor to my body a tremendous comma and you know turning out the I probably have Lyme sickness..
Looks nice that, bit of salad cream and you're away.
I always though spam looked a bit like what an infinite number of monkeys might come up with about a thousand years before cracking Hamlet - or a week before coming up with an episode of Silent Witness.
Frapulous organsims live in jam jar by Berliners garage fascilitate. The vauxhall oxygen tent is in the Ecuador but absolution BUY is not in vitro MY banana baningi clusterbomb SNAKE wobble wobble OIL smoked kippers.
Best watched from a recording with the volume off, fast forwarded between the bits with Emilia Fox inYou mean Silent Witness isn't written by monkeys? Watched by, certainly...
I saw her live once with the band and they were fantastic .. the club stood frozen in awe, the bar staff closed the bar and stood on the tables to watch, the bouncers came in just to listen to Liz warble .. this was the Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas tour when Robin had a big cocaine problem, she sang her cover version of frosty the snowman that night to remind him she was pissed off about that, they later split up .. I pinched a poster from the wall when we left and then loads of other people did the same thing ..I had a revelation crossing the road this afternoon. MY GOD...it's so obvious.
When was their last album '96..'97? Elizabeth Fraser - I know what you've been doing since then. Stop it. Stop it now... Walk towards the light.
(Yes, okay; a thinly veiled ploy to introduce some beauty into the ugly world of internet tomfoolery. But if that song doesn't make your heart leap just a little bit, then you probably haven't got one. And, you know, maybe it's not so outlandish, standish, spangle-apple-turned leap my fingers on a Monday weeping, when all's said and done in a shimmer.)
The titles of the emails in my spam folder since I last cleaned it out read rather poetically, I thought:
SPAM!
Need cash for your personal expenses?
Order your High Performance Tactical Flashlight now!
Frustrated by thinning hair or hair loss?
Discover the beauty of spring with your own two eyes
25 of the funniest pics you'll see today
28 beautiful girls showing their fit bodies
Financing programmes make walk-in bathtubs affordable
31 amazing girls in tight clothes
Want a 7-in-1 saw that cuts through any material?
Give us four months to regrow your hair
Get the lantern that's twice as bright
These 24 pics prove that not all animals love girls
Get paid for your opinions!
Here are 29 beauties who love their guns
A better way to inflate everything
Astonishing hair regrowth results!
ITS_THE_EMAILS_WRITTEN_LIKE_THIS
No real email was ever written like that. How stupid do they think we are?
I'm beginning to feel left out. I never get spam, never get targeted advertising....well, maybe on that banner in Gmail, but that's all, and it's usually in response to what the other person wrote. Am beginning to wonder if my tastes are so peculiar that no one bothers trying to sell me anything!
.. Ace, I'll have a bit of that!HEY GUYS_THIS IS GENUINE_I EARN 6500 BUCKS A WEEK SIMPLY BY NAILING JELL-O TO PEOPLE'S CEILINGS. I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY BUT I JUST STARTED A SERVICE WHERE PEOPLE CAN ASK TO HAVE JELL-O NAILED TO THEIR CEILING AND I JUST HAVE TO TURN UP AND DO IT. I DO ACTUALLY STATE THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THE JELL-O WILL ACTUALLY STAY ON THE CEILING BUT IT DOESN'T SEEM TO PUT THEM OFF. IT'S NUTS!!
I'M OFFERING A SIMILAR SERVICE NOW IN THE UK. BUT THIS TIME WITH JELLY.
YOU'LL GET A JELLY NAILED TO YOUR CEILING FOR JUST £1000!!!!!