Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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therealficolley said:My next door neighbour belongs to some happy clappy church or other and she regularly speaks in tongues. That is to say she'll start muttering gibberish and calls it "speaking in tongues". Actually that sounds a bit harsh because I've no doubt she genuinely believes what she's doing.
The other night I heard her shouting in tongues. Turned out she had found an enormous spider in her living room and was using this "gift" to rid herself of it. Personally I always find twatting them with my shoe to be more effective but then again I've never considered what the arachnid's spritual beliefs might be.
Whatever happened to just catching the spider and throwing it outside?
therealficolley said:She's used the same method to rid herself of the Mormons and JWs and swears it works.
I find that keeping the door shut works well enough.

therealficolley said:I once went along to her church and witnessed the whole collapsing with the holy spirit and glossolalia schtick. Personaly I felt the whole thing smacked of group hysteria. It was almost as if they had licence to behave in an unrestrained way where they wouldn't be judged hence the hysterical laughter, crying, collapsing etc. Hey, if it makes them feel better who is anyone to judge? All I know is that I felt zilch and I'm usually quite attuned to atmospheres. Perhaps Jesus just doesn't want me for a sunbeam. :hmm:
Awww.