Spooky Sex

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Ghosts have no shame.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/880745-two ... ohio-woman

Link dead, Story here:

Ohio Woman Catches Ghosts Having Sex in Her Living Room
BY JULIAN KIMBLE
NOV 2, 2011



Take a look at the image above. Squint, tilt your head and study it as long as you need to. If you look long and hard enough, it kind of looks like two ghosts wildly fornicating. If you let Dianna Carlisle of Euclid, Ohio tell it, that's exactly what's going on, because it took place in her living room.

Between her laughter, Carlisle describes catching two frisky apparitions having sex in her living room. This isn't the type of thing you see everyday, so she had her 4-year-old granddaughter snap a picture of the action with a cell phone. We aren't sure why she would want the little girl to witness this, but she was definitely fearless and a skilled photographer for her age.

This isn't the first time that Carlisle and her family have made contact with the spirit world. While Carlisle is amused by the supernatural activity in her home, her daugher was freaked out by the ghost of a little girl who she claims just stared blankly at her. Carlisle also has a distorted voice mail with the message "I love you," which she insists is from her deceased sister.

If you're a believer, this is some real-life American Horror Story shit, only slightly less disturbing. You can't help but wonder what went on in this haunted house of horny ghosts before Carlisle moved in. It doesn't seem like any of them intended to scare anyone, but these two obviously needed to get it in and didn't care who saw. We guess you don't lose your sex drive when you die.

Source:
www.complex.com/pop-culture/2011/11/ohio-woman-catches-ghosts-having-sex-in-her-living-room-video
 
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and there was me clicking really fast onto the link...talk about disappointing! :D
 

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Pop Star Claims Sex With Ghost

Artists and musicians are always seeking inspiration for their work, and in a recent radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, pop star Kesha talked about the inspiration for her new song "Supernatural." While many singers like Taylor Swift and Adele produce heartfelt songs about love and loss, Kesha's was a little different.

"There are so many weird topics on this record from having sexy time with a ghost to getting hypnotized and going into past lives. I just really wanted the theme of this record to be the magic of life," she told Seacrest.

Yes, "having sexy time" means what you think it means: Her song is about the time she had sex with a ghost. "I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don't know his name! He was a ghost! I'm very open to it....I was in Africa rehabilitating baby lions. I went diving with great white sharks, and just went on this crazy spirit quest. I got hypnotized, and I just really wanted this record to be really positive, really raw, really vulnerable and about the magic of life." etc etc etc
Source: http://news.discovery.com/human/pop-sta ... pgn=emnws1
 

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lordmongrove said:
Would it result in a phantom pregnancy?
This could only be ascertained by a gynecologist who happened to have the requisite spook-ulum among his / her instruments.
 

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Are you sure that scene from Ghostbusters wasn't showing on her TV?
 
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