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Sporting Jesus Statues

I was disappointed you didn't get to see Jesus in a tutu. :D And he probably wouldn't be that good at martial arts, with all that cheek turning.

You could also find some great religious merchandise at http://www.ship-of-fools.com which is also a great religious site.
 
I actually really like the Ship Of Fools site. Especially the 'Mystery Worshipper' section.

One of the very few Christian web sites which I don't find embarrassing.
 
How about one in an Ali G outfit?

"Is it because I is the son of god?"
 
It is very! The whole lot looks suspiciously paedophillic!
Aye, That track Jesus loks like a rendition of Martin Clunes when he was 8 having his candle nicked off him by a hippy.
 
I have trouble believing that these aren't 'Dogma' Buddy Jesus-type spoofs, but apparently not.

Some people have no sense of the ridiculous.:hmph:
 
I remember a collection of paintings of Jesus playing various sports.
It was possible to email the artist with suggestions for further works.

:no-no: Bad snail.
 
escargot said:
I remember a collection of paintings of Jesus playing various sports.
It was possible to email the artist with suggestions for further works.

:no-no: Bad snail.
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"Water Polo Jesus" with JC walking across the pool....or "Lacrosse Jesus"
 
What we really need to see is a Darts Jesus.
 
Rollerblading Jesus
Urban Golf Jesus
Skateboarding Jesus
Bar Billiards Jesus
Bar Skittles Jesus
Poker Jesus
Strip Poker Jesus

..........I'm going to hell. :(
 
I wanna go in t'other direction, Scientist Jesus!

as in:
Organic Chemistry jesus
Quantum physicist jesus
Genome sequencer Jesus
evolutionary psychologist Jesus

:)
 
Yup, I'm waiting for a statue of a description only seen in Stephen King's 'Salem's Lot'-
Jesus Jumped-Up Christ In A Sidecar!

There's also the both holy and profane 'Jesus F* Christ!', usually accompanied by :rolleyes:
 
How about an injured Jesus statue for hospitals: "Christ on a Crutch"?
 
I've also heard 'Christ up a f* tree!' but I'm not sure how they'd illustrate that one. :confused:
 
That 'Soccer' Jesus statue looks like George Best!!! ;) How did the song go? Georgie Best, Superstar, wears frilly knickers and a velvet bra!!
 
Porn Christ - with his beard trimmed into a dodgy moustache
YMCA Christs - 5 of him in the various getups.

Time to merge this thread with the blasphemy one. ;)
 
bulldog said:
That 'Soccer' Jesus statue looks like George Best!!! ;) How did the song go? Georgie Best, Superstar, wears frilly knickers and a velvet bra!!
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Actually, I believe that the 'bra' was actually said to be 'padded' rather than 'velvet'.

However, you may be making reference to a regional variation.

:)
 
The rampant commercialism of the 70's meant our version was 'platex bra' :lol:
Hmm....Buddy Christ (ala Kevin Smith)
 
Here are the photos from the MIA webpage cited in post #1 ...

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