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Heard this one from my dad. Someone he knows, knows of a doctor from up Orkney way who liked a tipple, and one night on the way back home, he stumbled drunkenly and fell on the whisky bottle in his back pocket, breaking it. When he got back home and undressed for bed, he found he had cut his bottom, so fetched a sticking plaster and steadied himself in front of the full length mirror to apply it, then went to bed.
The next morning his wife rose before he did, and woke him up with a peculiar question - did he know why there was a plaster stuck to the mirror?
True or FOAF tale? Anyone heard that one?
The next morning his wife rose before he did, and woke him up with a peculiar question - did he know why there was a plaster stuck to the mirror?
True or FOAF tale? Anyone heard that one?