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This was posted on a 'Pregnancy and Baby' message board I visit and I've copied and pasted it exactly as it was. Not really sure why he chose to post it here and his research seems as peculiar as his grammar.
I'm not sure what his method is for determining the appropriate name to go with a surname, perhaps we should all email him before naming our babies, or maybe he just wants celebrities to consult him first. I can understand the comment about Gwynnie's baby, that's peculiar naming and will certainly affect the poor child as she grows up, but I don't think that takes much research!
I'm not sure what his method is for determining the appropriate name to go with a surname, perhaps we should all email him before naming our babies, or maybe he just wants celebrities to consult him first. I can understand the comment about Gwynnie's baby, that's peculiar naming and will certainly affect the poor child as she grows up, but I don't think that takes much research!
Title: Names Determine IQ
Msg No: 12280.1
From: solamendavid
Date: 11-Dec 20:02
Gwyneth Paltrow Eric McCormack Julia Roberts Sad Baby Names
Solamen David
I have researched 200,612 names:
AETNA POLICY HOLDERS 30166
BLUE CROSS POLICY HOLDERS 30112
CELEBRITY 2000
CEO 974
CONGRESSMAN 2000
DECLARATION SIGNERS 56
ENCYCLOPEDIA, WHO'S WHO 45184
FAMED AMERICAN 1447
FELONS, MURDERERS, PREDATORS 2200
GENIUS 41
GOVERNOR 200
MAYOR 800
NOBEL PRIZE 747
PHD PROFESSOR 8000
PRESIDENT 43
PULITZER PRIZE 1500
RICHEST IN THE WORLD 696
SENATOR 1000
STREET PEOPLE, RUNAWAY, REHAB 800
WELFARE RECIPIENTS 72646
There are two levels of intelligence at which humans name: the cognitive "agape" level and the emotional "phileo" level. Please name at the cognitive level. God renamed Abram, ABRAHAM, at the cognitive level; God renamed Abram's wife Sarai, SARAH, at the cognitive level; God renamed their grandson Jacob, ISRAEL, at the cognitive level; Moses renamed Oshea, JOSHUA, at the cognitive level; Jesus renamed Simon, SIMON PETER--the first use of a surname, at the cognitive level. Why did Jesus give Simon the surname Peter? NAMES DETERMINE LIFE OUTCOMES. Simon's mother named him to fail; Jesus renamed him to succeed.
When anyone asks me whether or not to use a middle initial, my answer is stay away from it. Only three of 56 men who signed the Declaration of Independence had middle names and the political IQ has been going downhill ever since. Names are like elements on the periodic table. Some first names do not go with certain last names, and adding a middle name or middle initial is like adding the element Sulfur to H2O and getting H2SO4 sulfuric acid, an exceedingly corrosive substance used to manufacture explosives.
I found many an explosive combination while researching first+last name combinations as a contractor working for Aetna in 1980. They had an illness-injury issue. When I later contracted to Blue Cross, I found hundreds of exactly the same first+last name combinations that also had an illness-injury issue, and they were completely different people. Years later, while contracted to three welfare projects, I found hundreds of those identical name combinations on welfare. What does that tell you? Each of those first+last name combinations is a volatile explosive amalgamation. Consider the following.
Which ([boy first name] + [Smith]) had an illness-injury history with Blue Cross, was also a welfare recipient, has NEVER won a Nobel Prize, is NOT the name of even one of the 3985 PhD professors at MIT and Stanford, is NOT the name of even one of the 696 world's richest people, and is NOT the name of even one of the CEOs of the top 974 US corporations, but IS the name of two of the most fiendish murderers in recent US history? ERIC SMITH. Is ERIC the first name a SMITH should give their son? No! ERIC is the first name a MCCORMACK should give their son. ERIC SMITH, age 9, strangled a defenseless cat, and at the age of 13 bludgeoned to death 4-year-old Derrick Robie. Months later, a completely different ERIC SMITH, age 41, decapitated his own teenage son.
Julia and Daniel's boy should have been named JOSEPH MODER [not Joey] or any of the following: Earnest Edmond Elliot Geoffry Isaac Jerrold Joel Kerson Matthias Noel Redmond Robert [not Bob]. Place each recommended name in your [http://www.mozilla.org/] browser, add letters PhD [e.g. Kerson PhD] and assess the first name. For example, KERSON HUANG, PhD, Professor of Physics at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, is a leading authority on quantum physics. If Julia Roberts and hubby had researched their daughter's name, their baby girl would have been named [SPELL IT LIKE I SPELL IT] Kirstin Moder [NO MIDDLE NAME] or Kristin Moder [NO MIDDLE] or Suzanne Moder [NO MIDDLE] or Lorra Moder or Marjory or Maryanne or Allison or Shirly.
Gwyneth Paltrow named daughter Apple Blythe Alison Martin, born 14 May 2004, after Gwyneth's mother. Neither Apple nor Blythe nor Alison are completely compatible with the surname Martin. Here are a few first names [NO MIDDLE NAME] that will gift Gwyneth and Chris Martin's baby girl with extraordinary intelligence: Alexandra Crystal Dyan Ramona Suze Suzie Cami Cassidy Cynthia Darci Faith Gretchen Janis Karin Kina Tina Nika Nita Virginia Alicen Eliza Jenna Jasmine Mellisa Pattie.
Will & Grace star Eric McCormack, 39, and his wife, Janet, 36, named their first child, born 1 July 2002, Finnigan Holden McCormack. McCormack requires very special last-name-specific first names [NO MIDDLE NAME] to produce superior life outcomes: Christos Dillon Dixon Gibson Hollis Richarde Richmond Willeam Duncan Gunnar Magnus Marcus Matthus Robin.
Email Solamen David at jasus[at]cox-internet.com; type "Names" in the subject field.
747 Nobel Prizes have been awarded to gifted people since 1901. Which of the 22 most common US last names has NEVER won a Nobel Prize, is NOT the last name of even one of the 3985 PhD professors at MIT and Stanford, and is NOT the last name of even one of the 696 world's richest people, and is NOT the last name of even one of the CEOs of the top 974 US corporations? Is this your last name?
Solamen David
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