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I'm concerned for your health. It's not the quality of the cider which worries me but the presence of a black rat, the animal which traditionally carried plague from foreign parts.
I do hope the farmer is exaggerating and is really using a brown rat!
Escargot,
Fear not, due to the excessive alchohol content and the 'special' brewing process the Cider doubled as disinfectant, paint stripper and high explosive.
A veritable 'wonder' liguid