I looked this up on the flat Earth Societies website.
And found this gem at the same time.
The 2007 retrograde of Mars. Retrograde motion occurs from the fact that the planets are revolving around the sun while the sun itself moves around the hub of the earth. This particular path the planets take makes it appear as if several of them make a loop along their journeys across the night sky.
I think you’ll find that underneath the earth’s crust is a layer of buttered toast.
As an actual scientific fact, buttered toast usually lands butter side down. Not due to any influences of weight, aerodynamics or friction but because it is the most inconvenient and dirty way for buttered toast to land. It’s contrary and stubborn stuff. So it’s only natural that any dropped objects are therefore naturally.attracted to the buttery upside lying literally inches just under our feet.
This also explains why cats always land the right way round. When you put butter on a cat’s paws, it can easily find its way home. So cat’s paws are adapted to be attracted to the buttery toast.
Science has yet to decide whether the other side of Earth is white, brown or wholegrain. Theologians are unanimous its definitely got a picture of Jesus on it though.