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Freeing Willy - How far would you go for a friend? Man in urinal catches bellend in zip and only his work colleague can help.
 

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The Returning of the Jedi : Horror as interactive Yoda toy unwrapped on Christmas day doesn't work, luckily Toys-R-Us is open on Boxing day.
 

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#33
A Walk Among The Tombstoning - Liam Neeson down the cliffs checking out the yout' and their latest craze.

Jupiter Ascendinging - No more ridiculous than the plot.

The Dark Knighting - Too potentially racist to explain.
 

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The fasting and the furious : A new diet brings low blood sugar levels and suddenly the streets are full of grumpy weight watchers.
 

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#38
The Girl with the Dragon Tattooing - Game of Thrones offshoot featuring Daenerys Targaryen helping Westeros folks who've made embarrassing tattoo choices
 

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#39
Howard's Ending: Howard gets hit by a bus.

The Last Boy Scouting: a deadly and highly-contagious virus strikes at the heart of one of the nation's most beloved civil organisations.
 

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#40
The Dogs of Waring

Little Edward Waring dreams of taking his prize poodles all the way to Crufts, but they're such mischievous scamps! Luckily, plucky dog trainer Reg Pudworth agrees to help with Eddie's problem. Will they make it to the show on time, or will Eddie have to go back to commentating on Rugby League matches? (B&W, subtitles for those South of Watford)
 
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#42
The Unbearable Lightness of Beinging.

A story about sound engineers living through the Prague Spring and subsequent Soviet invasion of Czechoslovakia with only a reverb machine for protection...


etc

(Someone please shoot me now - seriously, before it's too late.)
 

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#43
Malcolm Xing: After undergoing a spiritual awakening in prison, a young hustler emerges as a controversial leader in the struggle for street crossing signage.
 
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#45
The Singing Ringing Treeing:

Purportedly a 1950's East German film for children - now generally accepted to be a state sponsored attempt to mollify the consequences of chronic and massive overproduction (due to a fatal breakdown in production protocols) of certain letters of the alphabet by the German Democratic Republic State Letraset Production Bureau in 1957.
 

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Over the Topping - Macho truck drivers compete for money in the hardest contest any man can face, bake off!
 

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The Sounding of Music - Musical tale of a nun who leaves her nunnery in order to take up a position on a deep sea vessel mapping the sea floor.
 

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#51
I Spit on your (En)Graving - a frank exploration of the surprisingly competitive world of sign engravers.
 
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Fargoing.

The story of someone going on a very long journey (taken from the original title of Homer's Odyssey).
 

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#53
Lock, stocking and two smoking barrels - Cheeky cockney blag movie about an attempt to rob the Brentford nylons factory.
 

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#55
Brassed Offing - Tense whodunit as the members of a depressed northern town's brass band are murdered one by one.
 

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#56
Pee Making: Animated toilet training short, renowned for both its playful guidance to toddlers and its unintended comedic effects on adults.
 
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Ming.

Fritz Lang's classic movie about child killer, Hans Beckert - in which Peter Lorre's murderous character is tailed around Berlin by an assorted band of underworld characters before finally realising that he is either: a) a fiendish Oriental mastermind; b) a very expensive porcelein receptacle; or, c) really, really ugly.
 

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#58
Vanity Fairing: Visually lavish documentary extolling motorcycle enthusiasts' accessorization creativity and foibles.
 

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#59
Flashing Gordon : Camp 80's classic in which our hero defeats the evil empire of Ming the Merciless by repeatedly revealing his genitals in public.
 
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