The —ing Game

INT21

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Quatermass and the pitting.

The professor tries to discover what is making little holes in his new kitchen surfaces.
 

Ogdred Weary

Fhtagntastic.
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Cross of Ironing.

An early feminist work in which Samantha Peckinmah explores the often-hidden suffering of the board.

Contains scenes of extreme tedium, blisters, swearing and incorrect pleats. All in slow motion. :gobs:
Rosemarying Babys. How to turn your infant into a lovely roast.
 

JamesWhitehead

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Cottaging Toilet, dir Anthony Asquith, 1941.

Somehow the i went missing, then the ing. Became Cottage to Let, the script tweaked for more closeted wartime sensibilities. :fetish:
 

MercuryCrest

Justified & Ancient
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I'll admit that it was intended to be a light-hearted take on the game, but it does technically still work.
 

Kryptonite

Stanley Unwin enthusiasty. Deep joy!
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The Manning Who Would Be King

A moving drama in which Bernard Manning leads a revolution and overthrows the British Royal Family, pronouncing himself King and sitting on a throne in his underpants, while making comments about ethnic minorities that even Prince Philip thinks are going a bit too far.
 

Tribble

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Gigling : Nitrous oxide leak at a local warehouse puts town in danger of chortling to death. Only Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez can save the day.

Jaws 3-Ding : James Bond spinoff. Villainous metal-mouthed henchman backs his car into a bollard, spends ages on phone to insurance company and garage.
 
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MASHING:

During a tour of South East Asia, DJ’s HotLips Houlihan and Radar O’Reilly - and dancehall MC Hawkeye Pierce - create an international incident during a recording for FabricLive at the 38th Parallel nightclub in Seoul, when the club is stormed by Kim-Jong-un and the Pyongyang Massive (trousers) after an ill-advised mash-up involving Peaches Tent in Your Pants, the theme from Only Fools and Horses and the North Korean national anthem.
 

maximus otter

Recovering policeman
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Dead Manning Walking.

Porky northern club comic of the 70s rises from the grave to combat the insipidity of PC humour.

maximus otter
 

Yithian

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White Heating:
The suburban adventures of a radiator installation man.

Ducking Soup:
Food-fights mysteriously break out across the city and an intrepid detective strives to uncover the instigator.

Layering Cake:
The delicate world of wedding catering exposed.
 
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