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The Devil Comes Out Of Your Anus When You Have Gay Sex

OneWingedBird

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Allegedly. Video on the link is worth watching if you want a good laugh.

US gay porn star turned ‘ex-gay’ Christian fundamentalist Joseph Sciambra has recorded a bizarre video where he claims that anal sex causes gay men to give birth to the devil.

In the video, Sciambra who formerly appeared in gay porn for many years says that after finding God, he sought hospitalisation following damage caused to his rectum that meant he had to have his “sphincters almost stitched shut.”

In the video he said: “I’m going to talk about the devil and why he loves anal sex. Anal sex releases into the world rare demonic entities and that even in the body could be conceived as the devil and that would be given birth to anally.
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I seem to remember this being posted on a thread a while ago.
Sorry...
 
I can think of so many jokes, but just because He hasn't thrown any lightning bolts lately doesn't mean He can't...

However, in medieval times, wasn't farting supposed to be the devil leaving your body?
 
Cochise said:
I can think of so many jokes, but just because He hasn't thrown any lightning bolts lately doesn't mean He can't...

However, in medieval times, wasn't farting supposed to be the devil leaving your body?
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So, was farting encouraged to cleanse the demons?
 
Are you getting mixed up with sneezing, which meant the Devil had a chance to enter your body mid-sneeze? Hence the "bless you" response?
 
The devil comes out his ass, because the shite comes out his gob
 
Am now worried husband is gay, as what comes out of his bum smells wise is without doubt the most evil thing I have ever smelled.
 
Loquaciousness said:
Am now worried husband is gay, as what comes out of his bum smells wise is without doubt the most evil thing I have ever smelled.
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No doubt many men could match that! (Including myself - sometimes I wonder what I ate to produce that effect! But sometimes my emissions can be quite pleasantly aromatic. ;))
 
And sometimes it smells like something has crawled up it and died

@Ryn, not yours
 
Whilst I agree that the premise is laughable, as are most things to do with the bum, the young man has clearly been damaged both physically and mentally by his involvement in the porn industry. It happens to a lot of people and I have some sympathy for them.
 
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Just in case eh?
 

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