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The Florida Mall Alien Rumours? [2024]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...irculate-online-heres-what-actually-happened/

Rumors and video clips of panic, massive police presence and what social media users claim to be an eight-to-10-foot alien appearing at a Miami mall cropped up online Friday, though the digital buzz around the supposed appearance seems to be sourced from footage of a new year’s day brawl at the shopping center that involved several juveniles and a police response.

One low quality clip circulating on social media allegedly shows a tall alien creature walking between a dozen squad cars and an area near Miami’s Bayside Marketplace, though some users on X, formerly known at Twitter, have casted doubt on the unconvincing nature of the video.

Fox News says it's nothing, really.
Hmm....a bit odd, but perhaps it is just a socmedia-stoked fear-fest
 
I like Sporks. Very handy for eating at social events when the other hand is supporting a pint.
So you were eating off of someone else's plate? Since you don't have a third hand to hold the plate? Unless you held the plate on one raised foot, and stood upon the other foot? Events with plastic sporks and forks and spoons are never sit down in my experience. And the grilled meat is never fully cooked.
 
It's almost as if 10ft aliens are definitely not invading a Florida mall or something?.
Tsk, it's obviously only 8ft Aliens .....
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/...-after-large-fight-among-teens-creates-chaos/
What is that shadowy figure though ?

Bigfoot ?
Right. So a bunch of Miami chavs were setting off fireworks and other anti social activities hence the large police presence was there for those reasons and not for 8 to 10ft aliens reasons. Had they all run out of sporks?.
If 8-10 ft aliens aren't invading Florida malls, in search of/handing out sporks, then what's the point of getting out of bed?!
 
Medieval sporkguards.

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Mytho. What's you're favourite kind of cutlery?. Is it knife or fork or have you not made your mind up?.
Spoons. But what has that to do with giant aliens?
 
So you were eating off of someone else's plate? Since you don't have a third hand to hold the plate? Unless you held the plate on one raised foot, and stood upon the other foot? Events with plastic sporks and forks and spoons are never sit down in my experience. And the grilled meat is never fully cooked.
Bowl on table or shelf, beer in one hand, spork in the other.
 
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