Planning on stealing a pair of shoes from my local Sports Direct? They keep the left ones on show downstairs and the right ones upstairs so here's how to do it.
Spend 3 months walking around the store at least 3 times a week with a pronounced limp until the staff become accustomed to your unusual gait. Then, on heist day, put on a shoe from the downstairs department and you will naturally limp upstairs where you will put on the matching shoe. Remember to maintain the affected limp on your way out.
Are you some kind of bad ass criminal?