We used to know this spiv girl in the early 90's .. Katryn .. my Mum caught her out first because she'd found a sheet of paper with loads of attempts at faked signatures for credit card fraud .. I don't steal although 'Kat' tried to get me involved .. her super hero secret power was that she was very very
very attractive but she was also a junkie .. so we ended up singing this at her but replaced Crafty with Katryn .. she tried to rip me off in the end .. she still owes me £70 .. she tried to 'friend' me on facebook recently, I was nice but I reminded her about the seventy quid and she replied with "Fuck off"

.. it's good that she's still alive somehow although she looks like an 80 year old these days .. amphetamine sulphate abuse via needles caught up with her ..
She's Crafty - YouTube
I still sometimes wear her expensive orange coat that she pretended to use as collateral .. I gave the police her passport which she'd also pretended to use as collateral .. Kat ..