How long before Tiamat rises?
With nice manageable hair as well.Well, seeing as how Tiamat, (a Mesopotamian demon goddess) was imprisoned under the Ramalia oilfield in Iraq by Marduk, I should think she would be up and about once it is drained.
She is a dragon, no hair but lots of scales.With nice manageable hair as well.
I went to double check the famous Arthur C Clarke law, "Any sufficiently..." and I stumbled across this from Charles Fort himself:
"...a performance that may some day be considered understandable, but that, in these primitive times, so transcends what is said to be the known that it is what I mean by magic..."
So a simple definition of magic would probably be, "any deliberate process that produces a desired outcome without using known science."
I would move beyond Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology" to include all branches of science including psychology: we all know of reports of (so called) primitive people falling ill after being told that they have been cursed. As we learn and understand more about the universe, the space left for magic will continue to diminish.
However, that seems to miss the point.
I am a Morris dancer (a form of traditional English ritual dance) and within the Morris, there is a cliché, "The magic of the Morris." This is mainly for the alliteration, and I know of very few, if any, people who profess to believe that the Morris has any special power to cause something, other than perhaps thirst and bad knees. (OK, and irritation for the public!)
But there was one occasion when I saw something that I instinctively thought of as the "magic of the Morris." I had driven for 2 or 3 hours in dreary weather to Bampton in Oxfordshire, where there are three traditional Morris teams and, once a year, they set aside a day for dancing around the town.
I drove round the last corner intending to pull up near to the Morris Clown pub, and the Morris men were dancing outside. At that moment, we were between showers, the sun was shining directly on the dancers, all six of them were in brilliant white costume, the flowers on their hats were bright and fresh, and all of the dancers were off the ground and in perfectly straight lines. Just for that moment, the Morris looked exactly how it should, rather than how it really is.
By the time I'd parked and got out of the car, the moment had passed. The dancers were out of breath, one or two had their shirts hanging out, and little imperfections like beer stained trousers and dusty shoes became apparent. The lines were less straight than they should be, and one or two of the men were struggling to get as far off the ground as the rest of the team.
So, there's my working definition of one sort of "magic": the moment when you see actually things as they should be rather than how they really are.
This has happened to me on two other occasions that i can think of.
The first time was on the Norfolk Broads, as a child, when I saw two swans coming in to land on the water in bright sunlight, and everything suddenly appeared in slow motion. The swans were exquisitely white, their wings under perfect control, and the moment was almost hypnotising. Then they landed and they were just two more swans on a dirty river.
The other time was when I was walking in Glencoe and one of the group said, "Don't you get eagles in this area?" and I looked up and said, "Yes, there's one." It had just sailed out over the edge of the cliff above us, it was in full view for only a few seconds against a blue sky, then it went back out of sight and that was it for the rest of the day.
One thing I particularly detest in novels and films is magic as a substitute for modern technology: the blast of flame from the magician's staff which is basically just a bazooka; the image in the bowl of water or the crystal ball which is CCTV by another name.
I prefer magic to have an element of subtlety to it: the thing that could have happened at any time but happened at the right time. The magician making the smallest possible change, tweaking the probabilities, letting events play out according to his or her preferred course.
I also like the idea of the magician who seldom uses his or her power overtly, but has an understanding of everything's place in the narrative, and guides and nurtures the right outcome, whether it is Merlin taking Arthur from his father and leaving him with Sir Ector, until later, through a series of coincidences, Arthur is in the right place at the right time to draw the sword from the stone and be hailed as king.
Ironically, when a criminal justice bill/act was passed in the early to mid 90's, it outlawed any gathering of 4 or more people dancing to "repetitive beats" .. this, as it was pointed out by illegal rave enthusiasts that the bill was targeted at at the time, would also include Morris Dancers.Well done on admitting your Morris Dancing fetish it is the first step toward a cure.
I have often wondered why people do this, I might add I was brought up in a small village in the fens so I have seen Morris Dancing for real.
It occurred to me that some of our non-British readers may not know what Morris Dancing is so here is a short video so they can too share my bewilderment about the whole thing.
Ironically, when a criminal justice bill/act was passed in the early to mid 90's, it outlawed any gathering of 4 or more people dancing to "repetitive beats" .. this, as it was pointed out by illegal rave enthusiasts that the bill was targeted at at the time, would also include Morris Dancers.
Simple answer? Psychosomia.
Magic only works on those who believe it works.
I believe it works on those who believe it works on them but it will never work on me because I don't believe it will work on me.
You did ask!
Well done on admitting your Morris Dancing fetish it is the first step toward a cure.
I have often wondered why people do this, I might add I was brought up in a small village in the fens so I have seen Morris Dancing for real.
It occurred to me that some of our non-British readers may not know what Morris Dancing is so here is a short video so they can too share my bewilderment about the whole thing.
OK, just this once, I'll bite. I've even put a smiley to show it's all in good sport.
Morris dancing is an English (and Welsh borders) tradition, as much a part of our culture as the Haka is for the Maoris, or any other traditional dance form is for its culture of origin.
Part of the English tradition is that we quietly get on with it instead of putting on big competitions like the Irish or Scots, and another part of it is that we have perhaps a unique balance between taking it seriously and doing it tongue in cheek. We know it sometimes looks ridiculous — sometimes it's even meant to — but we also take it seriously because it's worth it.
My own "side" (team, club) has a repertoire of around 50 dances in about 10 distinct styles, for sets of 6 or 8 dancers, and a further repertoire of around a dozen solo dances (or, sometimes, pairs) called "jigs". The one style that I specialise in teaching has 8 distinct steps to learn.
The one word, "Morris", encompasses several distinct groups of dances, including the "Cotswold style" shown in your video, which is teams of 6 or 8 dancers working together as a team. Even Cotswold includes styles so different that at first glance they are barely recognisable as "the same sort of thing" as each other.
North West Morris is a loud and impressive style that gets much of its effect from the forceful and precise stamping of wooden-soled traditional clogs in time with the beat.
In East Anglia, there was Molly dancing, about which we know only a little, and it has therefore been "imaginatively reconstructed" by enthusiasts.
There are the Shropshire/Welsh border dances where the dancers traditionally blackened their faces with soot to disguise their identities as they used their dancing as a pretext for "begging in a menacing manner".
Further north, there are sword dances and the superficially similar "rapper" dances in which very precisely drilled teams form a circle, each person holding the handle of one sword and the tip of another, then they weave complex patterns and, in rapper, turn somersaults.
Then there are the individual step dances, performed in clogs, but otherwise similar to Irish or tap dancing.
There are plenty more styles, but the point is, there is not one Thing that is called Morris dancing.
The music is incredibly varied, often using time signatures that musicians like Dave Brubeck thought were "breaking new ground" when he used them in his albums Time Out, and Time Further Out. 2/4, 4/4, and 6/8 are common and 3/4 and 9/8 are also used.
The music is played on pipe and tabor (a sort of flute or whistle accompanied by a drum) played by one person — a tradition known to be over 1,000 years old and still widespread in Europe; or on fiddle, melodeon, concertina and accordion, and sometimes on other instruments.
The tunes vary from simple, repetitive and robust to some of the most beautiful and complex melodies that were borrowed by composers such as Holst, and Vaughan Williams.
The Morris is a living tradition, with new tunes and new dances being composed from time to time, and with changes in the music, the instrumentation, the style of costume, and the details of the dance.
In over 35 years dancing and teaching the Morris, I have made friends all around the country and abroad. I've danced in the Netherlands, France, Spain, and Romania, and met Morris dancers who have formed teams as far afield as Australia, Canada and NYC. A typical day out can include performing to crowds, dancing for the joy of it outside secluded pubs, sampling a range of local ales, singing traditional and modern songs, playing music in freeform sessions, and generally having a high old time with friends.
Funny thing is, very few people have an automatic reaction of making fun of the traditional dances of any other culture.
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Wasn't there a Morris troupe of bikers who did the dances in their leathers?
Much like Pratchett's Granny Weatherwax. Actual magic was a last resort. And Nanny Ogg who appeared to do almost no magic at all...I also like the idea of the magician who seldom uses his or her power overtly
OK, just this once, I'll bite. I've even put a smiley to show it's all in good sport.
Morris dancing is an English (and Welsh borders) tradition, as much a part of our culture as the Haka is for the Maoris, or any other traditional dance form is for its culture of origin.
Part of the English tradition is that we quietly get on with it instead of putting on big competitions like the Irish or Scots, and another part of it is that we have perhaps a unique balance between taking it seriously and doing it tongue in cheek. We know it sometimes looks ridiculous — sometimes it's even meant to — but we also take it seriously because it's worth it.
My own "side" (team, club) has a repertoire of around 50 dances in about 10 distinct styles, for sets of 6 or 8 dancers, and a further repertoire of around a dozen solo dances (or, sometimes, pairs) called "jigs". The one style that I specialise in teaching has 8 distinct steps to learn.
The one word, "Morris", encompasses several distinct groups of dances, including the "Cotswold style" shown in your video, which is teams of 6 or 8 dancers working together as a team. Even Cotswold includes styles so different that at first glance they are barely recognisable as "the same sort of thing" as each other.
North West Morris is a loud and impressive style that gets much of its effect from the forceful and precise stamping of wooden-soled traditional clogs in time with the beat.
In East Anglia, there was Molly dancing, about which we know only a little, and it has therefore been "imaginatively reconstructed" by enthusiasts.
There are the Shropshire/Welsh border dances where the dancers traditionally blackened their faces with soot to disguise their identities as they used their dancing as a pretext for "begging in a menacing manner".
Further north, there are sword dances and the superficially similar "rapper" dances in which very precisely drilled teams form a circle, each person holding the handle of one sword and the tip of another, then they weave complex patterns and, in rapper, turn somersaults.
Then there are the individual step dances, performed in clogs, but otherwise similar to Irish or tap dancing.
There are plenty more styles, but the point is, there is not one Thing that is called Morris dancing.
The music is incredibly varied, often using time signatures that musicians like Dave Brubeck thought were "breaking new ground" when he used them in his albums Time Out, and Time Further Out. 2/4, 4/4, and 6/8 are common and 3/4 and 9/8 are also used.
The music is played on pipe and tabor (a sort of flute or whistle accompanied by a drum) played by one person — a tradition known to be over 1,000 years old and still widespread in Europe; or on fiddle, melodeon, concertina and accordion, and sometimes on other instruments.
The tunes vary from simple, repetitive and robust to some of the most beautiful and complex melodies that were borrowed by composers such as Holst, and Vaughan Williams.
The Morris is a living tradition, with new tunes and new dances being composed from time to time, and with changes in the music, the instrumentation, the style of costume, and the details of the dance.
In over 35 years dancing and teaching the Morris, I have made friends all around the country and abroad. I've danced in the Netherlands, France, Spain, and Romania, and met Morris dancers who have formed teams as far afield as Australia, Canada and NYC. A typical day out can include performing to crowds, dancing for the joy of it outside secluded pubs, sampling a range of local ales, singing traditional and modern songs, playing music in freeform sessions, and generally having a high old time with friends.
Funny thing is, very few people have an automatic reaction of making fun of the traditional dances of any other culture.
I agree that magic is in the eye of the beholder to some extent.
Illustration: I was out walking with someone who had been led (by others I hasten to add, not me) to believe that I was somewhat 'fey'. We were walking along a stretch of stream and I said 'you often get kingfishers along here'. And at that moment a kingfisher flew out from under a bank below us and streaked down the length of the stream. My companion watched, somewhat dumbfounded. A bit further on and I said 'there's sometimes a heron...' and the heron in question obligingly came swooping in and landed on the water just in front of us.
'How did you do that?' gasped my, now open mouthed, associate. I, of course, just smiled feyly and continued on my way.
Pure coincidence and knowing the stretch of water really well, but now there's someone out there who thinks I 'made' those birds appear.
I agree that magic is in the eye of the beholder to some extent.
Illustration: I was out walking with someone who had been led (by others I hasten to add, not me) to believe that I was somewhat 'fey'. We were walking along a stretch of stream and I said 'you often get kingfishers along here'. And at that moment a kingfisher flew out from under a bank below us and streaked down the length of the stream. My companion watched, somewhat dumbfounded. A bit further on and I said 'there's sometimes a heron...' and the heron in question obligingly came swooping in and landed on the water just in front of us.
'How did you do that?' gasped my, now open mouthed, associate. I, of course, just smiled feyly and continued on my way.
Pure coincidence and knowing the stretch of water really well, but now there's someone out there who thinks I 'made' those birds appear.
When I asked her why she didn't "go public" with her ability, she said that most people would probably dismiss her as a fraud, foolish people might think she was a saint or a witch, and heaven forfend that a bad person figured out how to manipulate what she did to some bad end, so basically there was nothing to be gained by doing so, and she didn't want to cheapen it by becoming a circus act.
Now you come to say it, Alcho - I can 'whistle' buzzards. I've got a 'between the teeth' whistle I use on the dogs, and it sounds a bit like a buzzard's cry, so when I do it when the buzzards are about, I tend to get one coming overhead just to check out that I'm not lying there dying and in need of a chunk taking out of me. It's nothing special, just a particular pitch that appeals to buzzards (and my dogs), but I can see how it would look like magic to someone from the city.