The QAnon Conspiracy Phenomenon

Lord Lucan

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Qanon believes that John F Kennedy Jr is going to be opening for the Rolling Stones.

/John F Kennedy Jr died in a plane crash 20+ years ago.


Just when you think things can't get any stranger.
Rolling Stone magazine has this article:

On the Ground With the QAnon Believers Who Flocked to Dallas for the Grand Return of JFK Jr.​

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qanon-kennedy-jfk-jr-dealey-plaza-dallas-1251929/
 

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Maybe they mean Robert?
Nope. John.

For according to QAnon you see, John Jr. faked his death (way back in 1998 or so iirc) in a plane crash in order to go underground and fight against the pedophilia elites. He's been underground (figuratively, not literally) ever since, with heavy plastic surgery to disguise himself so no one would recognize him.

He did this so he and Trump could work together secretly in fighting the pedos. Also, John's going to reveal himself by opening for the Rolling Stones and announcing that Trump's still President.

:loopy:
 

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A report on how it went:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kb99y/qanon-dallas-jfk-jr-michael-brian-protzman

"UPDATE: the situation with JFK Jr. Truthers at Dealey Plaza has, believe it or not, taken an even more bizarre turn. They've now gathered into a single line and are one by one approaching a man with a bird on his shoulder who appears to be giving them individual directions."

and

"In videos of the meeting shared online, Protzman talks about the Rolling Stones concert he attended with members of the group, and claims that Michael Jackson, John F. Kennedy Jr., Elvis, and Prince were all at the concert and were in fact playing the music on stage, disguised as the Rolling Stones. He also claims that R&B singer Aaliyah, who died in 2001, was one of the backup singers."
 

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A report on how it went:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kb99y/qanon-dallas-jfk-jr-michael-brian-protzman

"UPDATE: the situation with JFK Jr. Truthers at Dealey Plaza has, believe it or not, taken an even more bizarre turn. They've now gathered into a single line and are one by one approaching a man with a bird on his shoulder who appears to be giving them individual directions."

and

"In videos of the meeting shared online, Protzman talks about the Rolling Stones concert he attended with members of the group, and claims that Michael Jackson, John F. Kennedy Jr., Elvis, and Prince were all at the concert and were in fact playing the music on stage, disguised as the Rolling Stones. He also claims that R&B singer Aaliyah, who died in 2001, was one of the backup singers."

I saw some photos today taken of Prince in situ before his body was removed from his home where he died. He looked pretty dead then and I'd be happy to wager that he's still pretty dead today.
 

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I saw some photos today taken of Prince in situ before his body was removed from his home where he died. He looked pretty dead then and I'd be happy to wager that he's still pretty dead today.
He was just resting. Pining for the fjords if you will.
 

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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka has died (by his own hand):
News story

You may not know his name, but he founded the hugely influential Something Awful website, which begat 4Chan, which begat QAnon. He also spawned the internet meme, which we see all over the internet, including on this forum.

Not a nice guy, he made sure he had nothing to leave to his exes and kids before shooting himself in the head. There's passive aggressive and there's this. No sign of a conspiracy theory about his death yet, but presumably it's only a matter of time.
 

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He will no doubt be seen as a martyr to some of the droolers.
 

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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka has died (by his own hand):
News story

You may not know his name, but he founded the hugely influential Something Awful website, which begat 4Chan, which begat QAnon. He also spawned the internet meme, which we see all over the internet, including on this forum.

Not a nice guy, he made sure he had nothing to leave to his exes and kids before shooting himself in the head. There's passive aggressive and there's this. No sign of a conspiracy theory about his death yet, but presumably it's only a matter of time.
Some other site said something about a zip-wire accident killing him.
 

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In 10 to 20 years time many of them will look back at the time when they were into the QAnon phenomenon with cringe and embarrassment and finally understand why their parents decided to disinherit them.

You may or may not be correct, but we'd be grateful if members would strive to keep discussion of this... cultural phenomenon dispassionate.
 

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In 10 to 20 years time many of them will look back at the time when they were into the QAnon phenomenon with cringe and embarrassment and finally understand why their parents decided to disinherit them.

Nonsense, they will look down at us from their thrones as the glorious rulers of the world that they have delivered from the Pizza Eating Paedo Lizard Aliens.
 

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A satire movie based on Pizzagate, premere 19th november 2021.

 

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The Twisted QAnon Vigil Awaiting JFK Jr.’s Return
They have walked away from their lives and become more radicalized.
https://www.thebulwark.com/the-twisted-qanon-vigil-awaiting-jfk-jr-s-return/

The QAnon people gathered at Dealey Plaza in Dallas, TX aren't going away.
I get annoyed when people flippantly say that these are just dumb people saying stupid stuff. This is a deep-seated belief that has wrecked their lives. It's a complex backstory of historical proportions.
 

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So now Rittenhouse has been replaced by a robot!

QAnon has elevated Kyle Rittenhouse to the level of a Holy Knight for the Cause.

So when the chubby-cheeked killer told a television interviewer that he didn't believe in QAnoners and that Lin Wood was "insane," it must've thrown the QNuts for a loop.

They quickly recovered, though, and spun the moment into their tangled mythology. The Rittenhouse on TV, you see, isn't the the real Christian Defender of the Coming Kingdom of God on Earth. He, or rather "it," is a robot that resembles and talks like Rittenhouse.

RoboRittenhouse is a false-flag operation being used by reptilian adrenochrome-drinkers to to make QAnon look silly. But all will be exposed soon. Trust the Plan. ...

https://boingboing.net/2021/11/24/i...savows-qanon-and-says-lin-wood-is-insane.html
 
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