escargot
Disciple of Marduk
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Not sure if this belongs here or in Strange Crimes - feel free to move it but wash your hands afterwards.
If that's how he treats his friends...
Not sure if this belongs here or in Strange Crimes - feel free to move it but wash your hands afterwards.
If that's how he treats his friends...
If that's how he treats his friends...
He saves up two months' worth of someone else's poo for people he doesn't like.
He could have some of mine, I have barrels io it here.
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He could have some of mine, I have barrels io it here.
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£4000 of damage ? What the heck did it hit? I wouldnt have thought a pump would have scattered it that far
https://www.smh.com.au/business/com...identified-as-poo-jogger-20180607-p4zk1e.htmlAveo executive resigns after being identified as 'poo jogger'
Australia’s corporate reputation is well and truly in the toilet.
Just days after criminal charges were laid against ANZ Group and two investment banks, Aveo Group’s national quality manager, Andrew Macintosh, resigned after being identified as Brisbane’s notorious poo jogger.
It is alleged Mr Macintosh fouled the private footpath of an apartment block near his Greenslopes home 30 times over the last year.
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“In places like Hawaii, where we have very little terrestrial input of sand, almost all of our sand is of biological origin,” Ong said. “So I like to tell people that the sand you’re standing on in Hawaii has probably gone through the gut of something. It’ll have gone through the gut of a parrotfish, a sea urchin, some kind of worm.”
https://www.wired.com/2014/08/absurd-creature-of-the-week-parrotfish/
A.A. Milne would have had a very different career if he had written a poem called Shit-Between-the-Toes.
Haven't we already discussed this many times? I seem to remember that the Samurai way is to raise the left knee to free off the colon or summat.
One presumably adjusts the obi and carefully positions the katana accordingly.
Why did medieval kings have servants to wipe their butt for them?
I was thinking we had a 'news of the poos' thread somewhere but apparently not.
Remember seeing a bunch of albums by this guy in a charity shop wayback though had no idea what they were about and they didn't look interesting enough to find out.
Turns out he specialised in blowing up cess pits, though the stories may be a little embellished...
That's local Cheshire hero Blaster Bates!
Bates was a demolition expert who specialised in using explosives. He used to give entertaining talks about his work. I sadly didn't get the chance to see his show live but knew people who did, and they'd be doubled up laughing trying to describe what they'd heard.
His anecdotes weren't embellished. Back then explosive demolition was rather less regulated than it is now and certainly not an exact science. Bates would carry sticks of dynamite around to show in pubs - I met people who'd seen him do this - and use as much or as little as he thought necessary. Getting it wrong could be dangerous or at best, very messy. Hence the Shower of Shit!
I'm not convinced that his turd geyser from the cess pit really went as high as the Eiffel Tower!
Well, you weren't there now, were you!