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The Soggy Biscuit Game

Wouldn't it be a wee bit tricky to explain the bloody stump in the morning with the hand variant?

It could only improve poptarts....

Kath
 
glazed pastries

stonedoggy said:
It could only improve poptarts....

Kath
:laughing: I agree thoroughly! I think the same could be said of the aforementioned Oreos. I think they're made with cocaine; they taste terrible but I get vicious withdrawals if I don't wean myself.

As for the other, I find it's always awkward explaining bloody stumps.
 
"As for the other, I find it's always awkward explaining bloody stumps."


how about


- what? this old thing?

or

- here's one I made earlier.


Kath
 
Stumped

Or "I swear Mom, she ran into the chainsaw..."

....nah, I like yours better.
 
This game seems to be geographically quite wide spread. We have it in Australia too. When I went to high school there was one boy who was nicknamed "soggy" for obvious reasons. I always wondered whether they used a small biscuit or something larger like a sao or a sandwich sized salada.
 
Originally posted by Crypto
I always wondered whether they used a small biscuit or something larger like a sao or a sandwich sized salada.

You wonder about this?

Perhaps get out more?;)
 
Has anyone heard of a variant of this game called Bean flipper?, It involves putting a baked bean somewhere and then umm being the first to 'shoot it off the end'. I was told its a game played by roadies.


First post and oh how classy it is.
 
crypto said:
This game seems to be geographically quite wide spread. We have it in Australia too. When I went to high school there was one boy who was nicknamed "soggy" for obvious reasons. I always wondered whether they used a small biscuit or something larger like a sao or a sandwich sized salada.
The only Australian reference I've heard to it involved a SAO. (And Sea Scouts, but that's not that important.)

My understanding is that in Britain, they use a digestive (like a Shredded Wheatmeal kind of).

(For the British: a SAO is a cracker type biscuit. Somewhat similar to a Water Cracker in consistency, but not quite. It's supposed to have been designed for the Salvation Army. If you already knew this, then I guess I must look pretty stupid.)
 
Dark Detective said:
Yes, but why?

I always had my suspicions about Rugby players, patting their buddies on the arse after a sweaty game of catch, then winding down with a nice, steamy, group shower.

I can't read this whole thread for fear of bringing up my earlier curry.

However, this does raise one important question!

After a game of netball, do the girls pat each other on the bum in the shower?

Just wondering?
 
Only thing I can think of on the same plane is a sergeant from the Paras I once met who sewed his foreskin shut for a bet.

Things they do, huh? ;)
 
Alexius said:
Only thing I can think of on the same plane is a sergeant from the Paras I once met who sewed his foreskin shut for a bet.

Things they do, huh? ;)

When my brother and I were in our late teens, we befriended a pikey who drank in our local Wetherspoons. No matter his state of inebriation at any one time, the Pikey (let's call him Dave, for 'twas his name) consistently maintained that he once lost a rather curious wager: Dave bet his mates that they couldn't kick a Coke can all the way up his arse.

They proved him wrong.

He was inordinately proud of this fact.

What became of this sarge, Alexius? And did the terms of said wager make his discomforture worthwhile?
 
Oh, he took out the stitchs, and woke up the next morning with a tadger swollen to the size of a tangerine :)

He never told me what the bet was - being a Para it can't have been high; simple men pleased with simple things... ;)
 
This thread reminds me of a story I heard when I was in school. And it's true, acording to my friend who heard it from his friend

In a borading school a group of older pupils had been giving two first formers a hard time one Sunday. Having made the the younger boys do chores all day long, the bullies gave them one last task.

'Make us a pot of tea!', they demanded

Off the two young boys went and returned a few minutes later with the requested tea, milk and sugar.

Tea was poured out and the first taste was spat out in disgust!

'This tea is awful. What did you do wrong, you silly boys? Now go and make another pot of tea.'

A second pot was brought to the bullies. This one tasted just as bad. Thinking that the younger boys couldn't have made the same error twice, the bullies assumed the odd taste was coming from the water supply, and sent the young boys off.

A few minutes later, a friend of the bullies passed by their dorm.

'This room stinks of piss', said the visitor.

'Never mind', said the bullies, 'Sit down and have a cup of tea!'
 
I thought it would have been something to do with the 'milk'....I feel oddly cheated...;)
 
Does anyone know anyone who has actually done this thing? Or have we all just heard that other people did it.
 
Oh, I knew Mr Foreskin - didn't actually see the puncture wounds, but I don't doubt is sincerety.

Never met anyone who's done the nastiness with the biscuit, though. All things considered, I'm rather glad.
 
I can't believe it's not butter

Wow, the overwhelmingly popular question on this thread is, "Does anyone know anyone who's actually done this?" Huh. Certainly no one has posted 3 times already saying yes, I know someone who's played it, that's how I learned of the game. :p

Honestly, I don't see why anyone has trouble believing this of all things. I can see why you might doubt a Ouji story, but come on, people do bizarre sex-related things all the time (Just ask my signature).

So OK, I didn't see them do it (thank God!), but they told me about it. I mean, I've heard of guys watching porn together, and that to me is just weird. So why not have your cake and beat it too? (I don't know what that meant, but I can't stop making puns on this thread)
 
A friend of mine (honest, I have had no hand in these sort of things!) went to a posh boarding school in SE England & I believe him when he tells me of a variant of this game he played over a bowl of cornflakes. Yeuch...soggy cornflakes!

Now for lunch, I'm having salad tossed with French vinigrette...
 
And I thought that I was a woman of the world.....:blush:
 
When I was going through basic training in the Army back in the mid 80's. There were rumours of a game going around then of a similiar nature. The game was called 'Spot', apparently a group of young recruits, egged on by an NCO and plenty of booze, would all take a dump on a plate, which they would then all sit facing. Someone would then thump the pile on the plate. The loser would be the one covered in the fewest spots, this lucky soul would then get to sample the contents of the plate. No sign of biscuits,though.
 
Is it me or do all of these games involve men? I can't say as I have heard of many women getting up to this sort of thing.

And I do realise women CAN'T do the biscuit one, or at least I hope they can't. :D
 
Listen, stupid Western boys!

Rules of Tantric Biscuit Game quite easy!

First one with seeds popping out must eat biscuit.

Last one takes whole fermenting heap to him . . . . . .



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. . . .














. . . . . . . ..








twelve years later! :eek:









Ha! You Lose! :p
 
wouldn't 'soggy butty' be easier to land on? the thing that makes me doubt the whole soggy affair is this-you can only really get four people round a biscuit what with them being so small and the fellows needing to be close enough to aim accurately...and if you were all fiddling about [as Uncle Ernie would have it] then the chances of a loss of concentration which are most likely unless you get turned on by a fellow pulling funny faces near biscuits,maybe a spill would occur,maybe someone would knock the biscuit off the small table that it would also have to be mounted on...the list goes on.So say everyone misses which there is a good chance of...do the rules then say the last fellow has to eat what would now be simply a biscuit on a small table.
They should rename it 'the biscuit on a small table near guys with slimey shoes' game.the logistics of the whole thing just don't work for me.
 
Sthedaw said:
When I was going through basic training in the Army back in the mid 80's. There were rumours of a game going around then of a similiar nature. The game was called 'Spot', apparently a group of young recruits, egged on by an NCO and plenty of booze, would all take a dump on a plate, which they would then all sit facing. Someone would then thump the pile on the plate. The loser would be the one covered in the fewest spots, this lucky soul would then get to sample the contents of the plate. No sign of biscuits,though.

This game was also played in the RAF, but was called "freckles". The chap with the most "freckles" had the honour of buying the next round.
 
Elffriend said:
Is it me or do all of these games involve men? I can't say as I have heard of many women getting up to this sort of thing.

And I do realise women CAN'T do the biscuit one, or at least I hope they can't. :D

Legends about Girls Schools seem to go the other way, ie, extreme prudishness.

The two I have heard are:

1: Electric toothbrushes are banned.

2: Bananas have to be eaten using a knife and fork (I've also heard this is how all the upperclass eat them).

Any one know the truth of either?
 
milk said:
the logistics of the whole thing just don't work for me.
Well, you don't have to play if you don't want to. ;)

Seriously, though, I don't think logistics are a big consideration when a bunch of guys just want to get together and "bond." The guys I knew that did it probably got very excited and whether or not the game worked out well, I'm sure the important thing was just "hangin' out," so to speak, with your buddies. And being close friends, I'm sure they shared the spoils no matter what the outcome. Like musical chairs with a 1:1 chair/person ratio--everybody's a winner!

Now there's food for thought! :D
 
The game makes an entertaining appearance in the Roger Melly strip in the latest issue of "Viz"!:laughing:
 
Does anyone know anyone who has actually done this thing? Or have we all just heard that other people did it.

I'll toss in my contribution to this onanistic thread - pun intended. After a lifetime of association with rugby players, ex-public schoolboys and other deviants I have never heard of the biscuit entertainment. Not that it hasn't happened or that the aforementioned wouldn't have been interested if it had been explained to them. So there you go - digestive anyone?
 
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