I knew the job was dangerous when I took it ...
- Jul 19, 2004
- Out of Bounds
There was a period during which we kept a dozen Nerf jester's marottes in an elephant's foot umbrella stand for this purpose. The Nerf marottes were serially stolen, and then a visiting health inspector advised us the stand wasn't an elephant's foot and needed to be surrendered for re-interment.
... So it's back to the sack ...