I got pally with one young bloke poring Pimms at a friend's wedding many years ago and he basically topped me up whenever he walked past, the upshot of this was that I was hammered before we even went into the reception. For some reason they decided to have people "gather for Pimms" outside the marquee after a midday wedding, with most people not having eaten since breakfast. I think we also may have had the speeches prior to the meal, so I was ravenous and then started to get hungover and spent the rest of the evening "chasing the dragon" as it were.
I approve of the jukey song, but will defend Fridesy's honour to the end. She was nowhere near the Trolls last night. I believe that sound you heard was a black puss puss coughing up a hairball.
My original post was referencing Killer Queen by erm... Queen... (https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/killerqueen.html) and when you mentioned poison I mulled it over and wondered if the song was about poisoned alcohol and maybe I'd inadvertently been offensive by ordering it for everyone.
Bartender, pepsi with a straw for me please, and whatever Mytho's having. Then I'll just slink out of here...
I approve of the jukey song, but will defend Fridesy's honour to the end. She was nowhere near the Trolls last night. I believe that sound you heard was a black puss puss coughing up a hairball.
How did you get hold of my drinks cabinet?. The one on the bottom left's my urine sample so don't drink that (unless you're kinky and then fill your boots)
I've been told that 'taking skinheads bowling' is a sexual innuendo thing .. the skinhead's your cock and the bowling alley's her secret sexy place so that's sort of what the song is about !
Ow. Hey now hey. I didn't incarcerate no such fings.. I'd defend your honour to the death, and I know you've been away for a while.
I meant this black cat:
How did you get hold of my drinks cabinet?. The one on the bottom left's my urine sample so don't drink that (unless you're kinky and then fill your boots)
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