The Troll's Head

[stu neville]

Burnley did, by a mere goal. Bristol City lost to Cardiff. There were probably other matches too.

 

[Swifty]

I've just got 50p stuck in the rubber johnny machine ... has anyone got the keys?

 

[Shady]

No, but i has this convenient stick of dynamite, want it?

 

[Swifty]

No, but i has this convenient stick of dynamite, want it?

How am I supposed to put that over my knob?

 

[Shady]

Well, ya drill a hole in it

 

[Anonymous-50446]

*have another. pours pint of extra bitter over coal*

*absorbs beer through skin, nods in thanks*

 

[rynner2]

rynner has a senior moment, throws coal on the fire.

 

[Shady]

*puts, Relight My Fire, on jukebox *

 

[Doc]

Sausage Trolls

 

[Rerenny]

I can rustle up some sausage trolls...anyone got any sausage meat?

the cat's gonna be here soon and the house still looks like a messy human lives here. I'm not going to impress him!!

 

[Anonymous-50446]

rynner has a senior moment, throws coal on the fire.

*coal rise from ashes like phoenix*

 

[Rerenny]

Yeah, Rynn, that's one heck of a senior moment if you're throwing board members on the fire! I'm not sure it'll wash with the CPS...

 

[Anonymous-50446]

Yeah, Rynn, that's one heck of a senior moment if you're throwing board members on the fire! I'm not sure it'll wash with the CPS...

Who are you calling 'senior'?

*totters to bar and orders a pint of scumble*

 

[Mythopoeika]

I can rustle up some sausage trolls...anyone got any sausage meat?

the cat's gonna be here soon and the house still looks like a messy human lives here. I'm not going to impress him!!

 

[Shady]

And troll blood for a dip

 

[Frideswide]

lovely picture Myth!!!!!

 

[Doc]

Mmmmm the hammies and I will have one each if you please .. here's a photocopy of a £5 note in payment ..
Strolls over to *Shady and returns bathtowel with thanks, proudly pointing to the gold star on forehead, awarded by the multiverse+1 Douglas Adams, for travelling with a towel.

 

[Zeke Newbold]

(Am I the only person here who just hasn't got a fuggin' clue what this bizarre thread is supposed to be about!? I'll just put in some random, surreal, funny sounding phrase in - and hope that nobody noticed my total ignorance of the proceedings).

ROLF! And I'll bring the bananas too. They say it;s so hot in Jamaica - that they've all bent backwards, if you get my drift. Anyway, it should keep Jimbo's penguins happy - like last time!LOL!

Mines a bacardi and rum - with some extra gold fillimngs! LOL

 

[Rerenny]

nom, nom, nom, *burp*, nom, nom, nom

 

[ramonmercado]

*puts, Relight My Fire, on jukebox *

*followed by Both Ends Burning*

 

[Mythopoeika]

(Am I the only person here who just hasn't got a fuggin' clue what this bizarre thread is supposed to be about!? I'll just put in some random, surreal, funny sounding phrase in - and hope that nobody noticed my total ignorance of the proceedings).

ROLF! And I'll bring the bananas too. They say it;s so hot in Jamaica - that they've all bent backwards, if you get my drift. Anyway, it should keep Jimbo's penguins happy - like last time!LOL!

Mines a bacardi and rum - with some extra gold fillimngs! LOL

Oi! We'll have no 'Rolf' in here!

 

[Shady]

*followed by Both Ends Burning*

Ouch

 

[Rerenny]

Oi! We'll have no 'Rolf' in here!

he mentioned "jimbo" as well. Operation Powderpuff will be here any second...hide the sausage trolls!

 

[pandacracker]

*waiting at the bar, holding out a note*

 

[Doc]

Try and take our sausage trolls and the hamsters will have your fingernails off ... stand to, Boo & Fang ...

 

[pandacracker]

*waiting at the bar, holding out a note*

 

[Zeke Newbold]

Yes, but if leopards can sprint that far, then there would be no point in Powderpuff being here in the first place, would there!? Not even if he brought Guy Fawkes powder keg with him! Eh?

*holds thumb to finger and winks at the concierge*

(Psssst! I think I might be getting the hang of this malarkey!)

 

[Rerenny]

*waiting at the bar, holding out a note*

Alright son, is that a note from your mum?:revelry:

 

[CarlosTheDJ]

*starts setting up massive sound system and flashing traffic lights in the corner*

 

[Krepostnoi]

Got any Abba, Carlos?

I'll have a pint of Vaux Double Maxim, please.