The 'Unemployed Again' Thread

Mythopoeika

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Thank G-D I have a job.
It's a temp office admin job, but better than nothing.
Does not stimulate me, but the people are nice, if a little odd at times.
One thing though...behind me sits a very overweight man.
And he gets farting attacks...loud loud farts...like blasts of a trombone....at one minute intervals.
That's very bad form.
If I get an attack of wind, I go off to the loo.
Try leaving a pack of charcoal tablets on his desk when nobody's looking.
 

Yithian

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I go for a cat scan today, i have a cyst the size of a grapefruit in my womb, they are afraid it may be cancerous.
Thank you all you guys for well wishes i appreciate it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Shady, stay strong and check-in here when spirits flag.

It's natural to flirt with assuming the worst--don't.

Best wishes.
 

Shady

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I only found out about 3 weeks ago, thank you dear, i am hoping they will rip it out soon
 

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Struth Shady, didn't expect to read that. Hang on in there.

Can't offer prayers (I'm atheist), but really wishing for the best outcome.

INT21.
 

Shady

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LOL thank you, all tests done just waiting for results now, will be nearly a week on Tuesday, and for the op, i opted for the hysterectomy, ovaries and all as that is what the cyst is attached to, the doctor said that is the best thing i could do, weirdly, it seemed that he was waiting for me to say that and seemed relieved when i did

Anyway thank you guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 

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LOL thank you, all tests done just waiting for results now, will be nearly a week on Tuesday, and for the op, i opted for the hysterectomy, ovaries and all as that is what the cyst is attached to, the doctor said that is the best thing i could do, weirdly, it seemed that he was waiting for me to say that and seemed relieved when i did

Anyway thank you guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I think NF is suggesting a four way with me, you, him and the Mrs .. OK, but only if I get to be the one in the middle.
 

titch

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LOL thank you, all tests done just waiting for results now, will be nearly a week on Tuesday, and for the op, i opted for the hysterectomy, ovaries and all as that is what the cyst is attached to, the doctor said that is the best thing i could do, weirdly, it seemed that he was waiting for me to say that and seemed relieved when i did

Anyway thank you guys xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:gluck:
 

Swifty

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Call from our local hospital got a meeting with the specialist from our top hospital tomorrow at 10, wish me luck guys XXXXX And i think i will be off work till after New Year
Good luck Shades .. perhaps you could become a drug dealer in the mean time like that bloke in Scarface did. I can't remember his name.
 
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