The Unicorn Thread

gordonrutter

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Im a bit disturbed by the prevalence of Unicorn imagery these days, particularly on virgins...

(Okay, members of society we hope are virgins...)

Given there proclivity for shall we say, dealing with virgins.

(When you read the things in myth, you seriously wonder about some folks sexual fantasies...)

The Worshipful Company of Horners has a unicorn horn; from a narwhal.

(retired as their livery some years back as being too fragile. They have a resin one now)
That horn has its uses...

And I bought some unicorn soap so I think it protects me from CV19! I’m not sure if it 100% unicorn mind you.
 

Trevp666

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"...unicorn soap..."
Surely that's for washing your unicorn?
 

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Or perhaps it is made from unicorns as glue was made from horses.
Let us know if it gives you any, let us say, unusual ideas after use. Or capabilities.
 
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