The Whinge Thread, Resurrected

Peripart

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Irrational I know, but people who give their children perfectly ordinary names and spell them in bizarre ways really irritate me. Especially when they do it for some twee reason like having all their offspring named with the same letter. Basic illiteracy i can just about give a pass.
Indeed. I know a Leighsa. 'Nuff said.
 

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Chicken curry. Feed it to the Dibble when they come making their inquiries, and get them to do the hard work of disposing of the evidence themselves. For added postmodernism points, whip up a lentil-based side dish, as a witty allusion to the fact that you got your inspiration from Dahl.
 

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I discovered, around 4.30AM this morning that the neighbour has either purchased a cockerel or some form of bird that makes a similar crowing.

This will not end well.
Out on our bike ride one day, we saw a rooster run across the road apparently in a panic.
Had to remark 'That's not the first cock I've scared!'
 
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