The World's Dumbest Criminals

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Police in Sydney's north-western suburbs have scored an easy result after allegedly finding more than $200 million worth of methamphetamine in a van that crashed into police cars parked outside Eastwood Police Station.

CCTV footage showed a white van turning onto Ethel Street before veering too far to the right side of the road and smashing into the parked police vehicles about 10.30am on Monday.

One of the police cars was significantly damaged in the crash but nobody was injured, NSW police said.



The driver allegedly fled the scene in the van, which was stopped and searched about an hour later on Church Street, Ryde.

During the search, police allegedly seized 273 kilograms of the drug ice, which has an estimated potential street value of more than $200 million.



The 26-year-old male driver was arrested and taken to Ryde Police Station. He was charged with large commercial drug supply, negligent driving, and not giving particulars to police.

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/man-charged-after-crashing-his-van-containing-meth-into-police-cars-20190723-p529tc.html

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A Jennings County, Ind., woman is accused of stealing another woman's dentures and wearing them to a meeting with her probation officer, according to the sheriff's office.



Joanne Childers is accused of stealing another woman's dentures from the Country Squire Lakes area Monday. The victim told the sheriff's office that Childers stole the teeth.

The same morning, Childers met with her probation officer and "had worn teeth that were clearly not hers," according to a Facebook post from the Jennings County Sheriff's Office.

On Wednesday morning, deputies went to Childers house and found the dentures in "plain view." The dentures also had the victim's name on them, according to investigators.

Childers is facing charges of theft.

https://www.wdrb.com/news/indiana-w...cle_ecd3f684-ae48-11e9-b061-079477c7ae59.html

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Woman says meth found hidden inside vagina is not hers:

A Louisiana woman allegedly caught with meth hidden inside her vagina said she didn't know where the drugs came from, police said.

Ashley Beth Rolland, 23, was accused on July 31 of stealing $5,000 from the apartment of a man she'd been staying with for about a week, according to documents published by the Ouachita Parish Sheriff's Office.



The man told the West Monroe Police Department that while he was showering, Rolland swiped his cash and left. Rolland allegedly confessed to police she did take the man's money and left his apartment.

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland was arrested and charged with theft and narcotics possession.

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/amp/nat...-vagina-is-not-hers?__twitter_impression=true

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Yea, like someone sneakily slipped it in her vagina when she wasn't looking, all women have that problem dontcha know
 

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Tip For Bullies: You'll seem a lot more intimidating if you don't whack yourself in the head with the nunchuks you're brandishing.
Florida man arrested for threatening others with nunchucks

Police say they’ve arrested a Florida man who’s accused of threatening his neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray before cutting his own head when he accidently hit himself with the weapon.

Daytona Beach police spokesman Messod Bendayan says 61-year-old Larry Adams complained about his neighbor’s loud music coming from a car in the parking lot of their Daytona apartment complex.

Police say Adams sprayed four of his neighbors with roach spray and swung his nunchucks in a threatening manner and hit himself.

Adams is charged with aggravated assault and battery with a deadly weapon.
SOURCE: https://www.apnews.com/0323b96500b540a7bc3d2153eaa75710
 

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Police in Sydney's north-western suburbs have scored an easy result after allegedly finding more than $200 million worth of methamphetamine in a van that crashed into police cars parked outside Eastwood Police Station.
I don't know anything about Meths, but anyone paying AUS $183 for a typical quarter gram 'dose' should rank as the-worlds-dumbest-punter.
 

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It's considered good practice to check the liquid you pout into your car's gas tank and ensure it's gasoline.
Sheriff: Trio of thieves thwarted by misleading gas jug

Authorities in Kentucky say three thieves thought they were stealing gasoline from a property for their broken down car until the car stopped working again.

Laurel County Sheriff’s Office on Facebook said the three stole a 5-gallon gasoline jug from a garage for their car. Except there wasn’t gasoline in the jug. It was peroxide.

News outlets report Latasha Bryant, Timothy Storms and Dustin Napier were arrested Wednesday on various charges including burglary. ...
FULL STORY: https://www.apnews.com/a3d1dc21d0fa4f7a9c5c219dda83c78f
 
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