The World's Dumbest Criminals

TikToker who enters people's houses for laughs (O! how my sides split...) was in court on Wednesday.

Among other things: "Judge Crangle issued him with a two-year criminal behaviour order, including that he must not directly or indirectly post videos on social media without the documented consent of the people featured in the content."

However: "In a video posted to Twitter on Friday, O’Gorro was seen being arrested by a plainclothes police officer who referred to videos published on social media on Wednesday and Thursday."

Hmm, stupid? Totally braindead? Likes the taste of prison food? (A joke that probably went out in the 1970s...).

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...zy-charged-breaching-criminal-behaviour-order
 
brownmane said:
I'm not sure what your point is Trev. Just because he describes himself as an actor doesn't mean that he can enter homes uninvited.
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My point is that there is the possibility that him and his actions were all part of an orchestrated set-up to be a news story to distract us from something else, with him being recruited from the pages of Equity.
That, of course, being said while wearing my tin-foil hat.
 
Another criminal mastermind
Southampton man had business cards for cannabis dealing
11 hrs ago
COURT
CRIME
SOUTHAMPTON

By Timothy Edgley
@DailyEcho_Tim
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avoided jail.


Miguel Castro, 26, was caught by police after an officer was handed his mobile phone while investigating a separate incident.
Castro however was not in the area at the time and the officer tried the passcode “1,2,3,4” which, to her surprise, opened the phone.
On the device, the officer found text messages offering cannabis for sale and texts from others asking for drugs.
Castro was arrested at the police station after he attended to ask officers for his phone back.
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https://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/23...Fp0qwGJJ4RV0lqJdYgRIiMkhlcT_GmZ03z-pG_Q9ra_54
 

Robber caught after lifting cardboard box off head to check stolen loot​

The bizarre incident happened at around 4 am on Saturday at the Irepair store in Miami.

The thief initially got away with 19 iPhones and $8,000 in cash – with a total value of $15,000, according to NBC.

In the footage, the thief smashes the top of a glass cabinet before he starts rifling through the phones and stashing them in his bag.

Just a few hours later Berganza found the thief drinking at a liquor store and called the police, who arrested the man.
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brownmane said:
:dunno:What ever happened to using nylon stockings? You can see through them.
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Dunno, but a box without eyeholes is not a good idea. Shows a degree of pre-planning though - I’m assuming he brought the box with him..
 
Vid at link.

Durham robber drinks lager while trapped under shop shutters​


Police in Durham released video showing the moment a robber was trapped underneath a shop's shutters as he was trying to flee.

Malcolm Trimble can be seen drinking from a can of lager before the police arrive.

The 30-year-old was given three years and four months after admitting attempted robbery and possession of a knife.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-65922321
 
ramonmercado said:
Vid at link.

Durham robber drinks lager while trapped under shop shutters​


Police in Durham released video showing the moment a robber was trapped underneath a shop's shutters as he was trying to flee.

Malcolm Trimble can be seen drinking from a can of lager before the police arrive.

The 30-year-old was given three years and four months after admitting attempted robbery and possession of a knife.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-65922321
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See, imo he should be serving five years just for carrying a knife, let alone the other offences.
 
ramonmercado said:
And in Breaking News:

3 minutes ago

Influencer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan are to stay in custody until 27 February after a Romanian court extended their police detention.

The pair are being investigated over allegations of sexual assault and exploitation and a judge has ruled they will be kept in prison for a further 30 days while police build their case.

This breaking news story is being updated and more details will be published shortly. Please refresh the page for the fullest version.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64347211
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Tate brothers & henchmen formally charged.

Controversial influencer Andrew Tate has been charged in Romania with rape, human trafficking and forming an organised crime group to sexually exploit women.

His brother Tristan and two associates also face charges. All have denied the allegations. The Tate brothers were first arrested at their Bucharest home in December. In March, they were moved from custody to house arrest following a ruling by a Romanian judge.

The indictment deposited with the Bucharest court says that the four defendants formed an organised criminal group in 2021 to commit human trafficking in Romania, but also in other countries including the US and the UK.

It names seven alleged victims who it says were recruited by the Tate brothers through false promises of love and marriage. The alleged victims were later taken to buildings in Ilfov county in Romania where they were intimidated, placed under constant surveillance and control and forced into debt, according to a statement from Romanian prosecutors. ...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65959097
 

Man who stole 200,000 Creme Eggs worth £40,000 is jailed for 18 months​

Joby Pool, 32, used a metal grinder to break into an industrial unit in Telford, Shropshire, on February 11.

Pool had used a stolen tractor unit to tow away a trailer-load of Creme Eggs from an industrial unit belonging to SW Group Logistics in Stafford Park, Telford.

The stolen chocolate was then driven onto the northbound M42, where Pool later surrendered by walking towards police ‘with his hands up’ near junction 11, a court hearing previously heard.

Pool, who appeared in the dock wearing a grey long-sleeved Adidas shirt on Thursday, had previously admitted theft, criminal damage to a lock at the trailer park and driving without insurance.

At Shrewsbury Crown Court on Thursday, Pool, of Dewsbury Road, Tingley, near Leeds, was jailed by Judge Anthony Lowe for a year-and-a-half, with half of that to be spent in prison and the other half on licence.

The six months he has already spent in custody will count towards the nine months behind bars.
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What a div - what are you going to do with 200,000 Creme Eggs?
 
Parked next to a car, a young lady on her own she had 7 or 8 Mc flurry’s cream egg ones lined up on the dashboard and was working her way through them.
Bet she could have dealt with 200,000 cream eggs
 
hunck said:

Man who stole 200,000 Creme Eggs worth £40,000 is jailed for 18 months​



What a div - what are you going to do with 200,000 Creme Eggs?
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Maybe he thought he could sell 'em.
Ages ago, a freind of mine burgled a KFC. He came away with three catering tins of Heinz baked beans, several bags of 'bean spices', about 40 paper cups containing dried soup. and two sacks of frozen chicken peices.
We all lived in small bedsits then, the only freezer we had was the small freezer 'compartment' in the 'fridge.
Result? We were living off beans, soup and chicken, the latter of which gradually went unedible. :D
 
This criminal wasn't as bright as his clothing.
Texas: Suspect tries to hide from police among vegetation while wearing hi-vis vest
The suspect was arrested after being spotted by a police drone hiding among vegetation. The footage was shared by Aransas Pass Police with a caption that read 'Note to thieves: might be wise not to dress like a road crew worker while running from the police in a stolen car'.
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https://news.sky.com/video/texas-su...vegetation-while-wearing-hi-vis-vest-12931408
 
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