They Messed With The WRONG Person

OneWingedBird

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I struggle to use the word 'friend', but a former associate of mine was kicked in the head 'roundhouse' style by some kind of martial arts expert many years ago in a nightclub. Twice in fact. Because the first time it didn't work. It didn't work the second time either.
Bigphoot, what martial art did you do?
It's a ong time since I did any karate or kung-fu, I'm sure I was told not to try kicking above the waist as you don't have a lot of power once you get above your centre of gravity...
 

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It's a ong time since I did any karate or kung-fu, I'm sure I was told not to try kicking above the waist as you don't have a lot of power once you get above your centre of gravity...
That's why you mustn't lean back and kick. Really good fighters keep their body upright for high kicks.
 

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Two Sex Shop Employees Fought Off A Robber By Pelting Him With Dildos
Attention, aspiring robbers; it's in your best interest to avoid targeting Lotions and Lace, a San Bernadino sex shop staffed with some badass employees.

The two women tasked with closing up the shop earlier this week fought off a masked intruder — using, um, inventory...
Full story here http://distractify.com/humor/2016/12/16/dildo-defense-force
 

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Reminds me of a chap I came across a few times years ago when I worked at a well known charity. A giant bear of a man even in his 80's and eccentric as they come. His party piece was to remove his shirt and show everyone half a dozen bullet wounds across his chest where he had been shot by a German mg team whilst fighting for some partisan group. His wife told me that having been knocked over he got up and chased down the gunners without any weapon - they ran off but he caught the two slowest and despatched them with their own knives. Apparently then dug out all the bullets himself , hence the large scars, before walking miles to an aid station. He was a truly terrible and dangerous driver as the battered state of his Ford Escort testified and I often saw him around town being berated by other drivers. I always hoped that these people wouldn't confront him directly - they wouldn't have stood a chance.
 

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I did find it heartwarming that people came to the guys rescue tho :p
True, that was good to see.

How screwed up do you have to be to think this 'prank' is a good idea?
 

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He just didnt shout its a prank in time for that one :p Serves da pillock right
 

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I remember the ghost one, he deserved that, i would have probably done the same, the person could have thought it was car jackers, or genuinely thought it to be ghosts, either way stupid
 

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I remember the ghost one, he deserved that, i would have probably done the same, the person could have thought it was car jackers, or genuinely thought it to be ghosts, either way stupid
That's the second one of those old hag ghost vids I've seen, the other one was a single old hag in a remote area in, I think, the same country ..
 

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Did she have a stick and was walking funny, the guy looked like he was on a motorbike, middle of nowhere?
 

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What's likely to happen if you pretend to mug people at a cashpoint machine for 'a prank' : NSFW because of blood ..

I see it's the same "victim" every time. Pair of twats - on what planet is that any kind of prank? Shame they didn't both get a serious beating. They need to grow up.
 
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I like the grannies who twat them with their handbags
Not a granny, exactly - but possibly the best handbag moment ever caught on film:

A woman hitting a neo-Nazi with her handbag, Sweden, 1985.jpg

Taken by Hans Runesson in Sweden in 1985. The posture and facial appearance of the lady in the picture are possibly the most perfect physical expression of anger I've ever seen in a photograph: Danuta Danielsson could have been a model for the Greek goddess of Iamreallyseriouslyfuckedoffwithyou!! (And, in fact, I believe there is a statue of her somewhere.)

I have a vivid memory of another, very similar, image from around the same time – but possibly from Norway, rather than Sweden: a less wide angled shot and a much more recognisably ‘old lady’ (that is, small, with grey hair...and old). But I can’t find it now. I’m tempted to think I made it up – or my memory has liquidised the one above and turned into another - but the image is very firmly fixed in my mind, and I can even remember the circumstances in which I saw it.
 

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Not a granny, exactly - but possibly the best handbag moment ever caught on film:

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Taken by Hans Runesson in Sweden in 1985. The posture and facial appearance of the lady in the picture are possibly the most perfect physical expression of anger I've ever seen in a photograph: Danuta Danielsson could have been a model for the Greek goddess of Iamreallyseriouslyfuckedoffwithyou!! (And, in fact, I believe there is a statue of her somewhere.)

I have a vivid memory of another, very similar, image from around the same time – but possibly from Norway, rather than Sweden: a less wide angled shot and a much more recognisably ‘old lady’ (that is, small, with grey hair...and old). But I can’t find it now. I’m tempted to think I made it up – or my memory has liquidised the one above and turned into another - but the image is very firmly fixed in my mind, and I can even remember the circumstances in which I saw it.
Remember this one ? .. :) .. she fought off a whole gang with her handbag ..

http://abcnews.go.com/International...welry-store-robbery-handbag/story?id=12866752

 
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