Things That Make You Go... WTF?

[ravensocks]

Nah dont bother me, be nice to have tinnier ones, but hell, no biggy

I see what you did there. I LOLed

 

[lordmongrove]

Eels on crack https://www.standard.co.uk/news/lon...ine-in-water-a4044001.html#Echobox=1548003491

 

[caspergriswoldbacon]

my sort of escapologist show
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This show is something else <a href="https://t.co/TKt86AUHtz">pic.twitter.com/TKt86AUHtz</a></p>&mdash; Dominic DeAngelis (@DOMtheB0MB) <a href="

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085758986849157120

">17 January 2019</a></blockquote>
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[Swifty]

my sort of escapologist show
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This show is something else <a href="https://t.co/TKt86AUHtz">pic.twitter.com/TKt86AUHtz</a></p>&mdash; Dominic DeAngelis (@DOMtheB0MB) <a href="

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1085758986849157120

">17 January 2019</a></blockquote>
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LOL .. quality .. here's the rest of it ..

 

[Frideswide]

What are these? At that price I might want one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Natural-...d80d7dfa1:m:mkx9qkApEZDpYeFBJSSxY8Q:rk:2:pf:0

 

[Verbal Earthworm]

What are these? At that price I might want one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Natural-...d80d7dfa1:m:mkx9qkApEZDpYeFBJSSxY8Q:rk:2:pf:0

It's like a "boob-tube" for babies.

Might make a good toilet roll cover.

 

[Frideswide]

It's like a "boob-tube" for babies.

oh COOL! thank you

I wonder what I can use one for... I have the desire of possession upon me!

edit to add: I'm guessing it's to help stop things rubbing on the umbelical scar?

 

[Shady]

Yep, it looks like a pamper without the underneath bit. Might use it to hold ya hair back so you can cream or apply war paint

 

[Analogue Boy]

The Beeb is doing a series on the greatest icon of the 20th Century.
Neil Armstrong surely..... unless you’re voting for Hitler.

 

[Analogue Boy]

It's like a "boob-tube" for babies.

Might make a good toilet roll cover.

It’s definitely green.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

The Beeb is doing a series on the greatest icon of the 20th Century.

 

[OneWingedBird]

Could equally go in the They Messed with the Wrong Person thread but I think it's a bit more WTF.

Not saying it's right but I'm fairly sympathetic, no excuse for not paying workers.

Edit: More complete video, looks like he's ripped apart the entire inside of receiption, you can see the suspended ceiling coming apart at one point :O

2nd edit: Video from inside the building, it's well :O Looks at one point like he's trying to break the load bearing pillars but doesn't have enough oomph to damage them.

 

[escargot]

Saw this on Facebook.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

Saw this on Facebook.

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AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH.

 

[Shady]

I'll pass on that one thank you

 

[David Plankton]

That's nuts.

 

[GNC]

Some folks will buy any old bollocks these days.

 

[Mythopoeika]

It took cojones to put those up for sale. No, really, it did.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Coming away from work, I narrowly avoided an accident.
I turned right out of my works entrance, only to dimly see 3 mopeds in single file go past.
The first 2 had dark clothing and no lights. The 3rd one in line had a light - I saw him coming, but not the first 2.
If I'd turned a bit later, that would have been a nasty accident, with at least one fatality.

Are young people getting more intelligent? The jury's out on that one.

 

[Andy X]

Fifteen months ago on this august forum l mentioned my regret at not having bought £1 vajazzles from a local Pound Shop.

Full and fair review of Poundland Vajazzles (is that the plural?) here at about 50 seconds. There's a even a Fortean twist which I will not give away.

 

[kamalktk]

Saw this on Facebook.

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Do I want to know what they use the skins, lungs, livers, heads, and eyes for?

/ Nnnnnnnnope.

 

[maximus otter]

Do I want to know what they use the skins, lungs, livers, heads, and eyes for?

/ Nnnnnnnnope.

Lidl Value Vegan Pizza.

maximus otter

 

[maximus otter]

Are young people getting more intelligent?

If they’re riding mopeds in the dark with no lights and being twatted by cars, then - on average - yes.

maximus otter

 

[Yithian]

Without getting into politics, I was a bit taken aback while drinking me tea to see that Alex Salmond has just been charged with thirteen different counts of various forms of sexual assault (including two of attempted rape). There's also a charge of breaching the peace, which I doubt he's thinking about very much.

Innocent until proven guilty, but still a bit of shock to see him charged--he always came across as a rather jovial chap.

 

[Swifty]

Without getting into politics, I was a bit taken aback while drinking me tea to see that Alex Salmond has just been charged with thirteen different counts of various forms of sexual assault (including two of attempted rape). There's also a charge of breaching the peace, which I doubt he's thinking about very much.

Innocent until proven guilty, but still a bit of shock to see him charged--he always came across as a rather jovial chap.

Blimey .. I hope it's all bullshit, nothing says false rape and sexual assault claim/claims more than a wealthy man in a position of power, I noticed the charges against Julian Assange have been dropped by his accusers .. mind you, conversely, some wealthy men in positions of power act like randy teenage boys. I'll be keeping an eye on any developments.

 

[Mythopoeika]

If they’re riding mopeds in the dark with no lights and being twatted by cars, then - on average - yes.

maximus otter

Ha ha! I see what you did there.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Without getting into politics, I was a bit taken aback while drinking me tea to see that Alex Salmond has just been charged with thirteen different counts of various forms of sexual assault (including two of attempted rape). There's also a charge of breaching the peace, which I doubt he's thinking about very much.

Innocent until proven guilty, but still a bit of shock to see him charged--he always came across as a rather jovial chap.

I really don't like him, but he does need to have a fair trial.

 

[Swifty]

It's no secret I live in Comer but good luck to this bloke if he decides to track me down to try and bum me to death or something similar .. if he isn't forced to marry someone first by some locals, I'd get him so wasted he'd forget why he was even there in the fist place. And then locals would bum him to death.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/internet-stalker-turned-up-house-15724233

 

[Bigphoot2]

Without getting into politics, I was a bit taken aback while drinking me tea to see that Alex Salmond has just been charged with thirteen different counts of various forms of sexual assault (including two of attempted rape). There's also a charge of breaching the peace, which I doubt he's thinking about very much.

Innocent until proven guilty, but still a bit of shock to see him charged--he always came across as a rather jovial chap.

A former colleague encountered him a behind-the-scenes capacity and said he was a totally different character - very arrogant and bad tempered. He turned on the charm when the media appeared.

 

[ramonmercado]

It's no secret I live in Comer but good luck to this bloke if he decides to track me down to try and bum me to death or something similar .. if he isn't forced to marry someone first by some locals, I'd get him so wasted he'd forget why he was even there in the fist place. And then locals would bum him to death.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/internet-stalker-turned-up-house-15724233

!

Bet the locals would barbecue and eat him!