Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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And what's with the fake beard?
and the sunglasses and possibly a wig?And what's with the fake beard?
Cats are cute in zero G, dogs are more fun:Remove Cat before Flight
If anything the parents should divorce him, citing the mental cruelty occasioned by his inability to use
It reads like someone trying to drum up attention rather than a serious article...
A spoilsport writes:Cats are cute in zero G, dogs are more fun:
I reckon it could be Sascha Baron-Cohen passing himself off as their sonand the sunglasses and possibly a wig?
Cyclists on the footpath and pressing the bell behind you so you'll move out of the way!Darn it!You should be on the roadSo a thread for things that might make you go hmmmmm
or:
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or even:
I'll go first:
You Cannot Fart Around With Love
Not just strange but a jolly fine sentiment too.
Not in this country... We have shared pedestrian/cycle paths (with rules, often marked, about who goes on which side of the path) alongside many roads. So dinging the bell to alert a pedestrian that they're obstructing the cycle lane is quite acceptable. And it's much safer than cycling on the road.Cyclists on the footpath and pressing the bell behind you so you'll move out of the way!Darn it!You should be on the road
OTOH, on our local cycle path to the next town there're often parties of pensioners strolling along who jump out of their SKINS if the hear a bike bell. They spin round, see us and clutch each other in a panic as if we're the cavalry about to cut them down.Not in this country... We have shared pedestrian/cycle paths (with rules, often marked, about who goes on which side of the path) alongside many roads. So dinging the bell to alert a pedestrian that they're obstructing the cycle lane is quite acceptable. And it's much safer than cycling on the road.
As Alexander Armstrong says to EVERY contestant on Pointless when discussing their hobbies/jobs, "That sounds like fun".OTOH, on our local cycle path to the next town there're often parties of pensioners strolling along who jump out of their SKINS if the hear a bike bell. They spin round, see us and clutch each other in a panic as if we're the cavalry about to cut them down.
Watching Pointless? That sounds like fun.As Alexander Armstrong says to EVERY contestant on Pointless when discussing their hobbies/jobs, "That sounds like fun".
I got four pointless answers from the final on Pointless Celebrities last Saturday, you'd better believe that was fun. It is a strangely satisfying show (and I say that as a non-pensioner).Watching Pointless? That sounds like fun.
It isn't.Watching Pointless? That sounds like fun.
Isn't this all pointless...It isn't.
Indeed, let's Heaven's Gate ourselves.Isn't this all pointless...
You sure you wouldn't find that pointless...Indeed, let's Heaven's Gate ourselves.
I'd watch Pointless if they did that.
Didn't say which government!Man drives car through John Cougar Mellencamp's front gates to arrest him for "supporting the government":
Mellencamp's troubles
Spoiler: Mr Mellencamp does not support the government. I expect someone has a red face today!
If you read the article he says he doesn't support any government!Didn't say which government!
US Government. He'd probably be quite tolerant of a social democratic government.If you read the article he says he doesn't support any government!
Turn up to a compo wearing that, your opponents will either be weirded out or giggling too much to eat.
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