I think I had because I guessed the meaning at once, but if you'd described what they were and asked for the nickname, I might have come up short.How have you guys never heard of bingo wings before? They were being referenced in jokes as least as far back as the 90s.
That is one of the truly most bizarre things I've ever heard! Is this really the 21st century? That is just so surreal, still we are talking the country of Dali and Miro!I often find myself rolling my eyes about modern claims of chauvinism, but this shows that the real thing is alive and well!
A squash championship in northern Spain has sparked a debate about sexism in sport after female participants were awarded a vibrator, wax and a kit to remove foot calluses. The top women players of the Asturias championship wrote to the local squash federation to complain about the incident.It prompted resignations at the club that organised the event. Contest winner Elisabet Sadó told the BBC that "things have to change".Ms Sadó was awarded a trophy and a vibrator for getting the top spot in the competition.The women in second, third and fourth places won an electronic foot file or hair removal wax.Full Story:
Only somebody with no brain would think that.Seriously then, why on earth does anybody think that computer builders white supremacists?
https://infosurhoy.com/cocoon/saii/...ed-after-large-crocodile-bites-off-his-penis/Paul Nyamhanza had been fishing with his brother Jeremiah, 19, at a farm in Beatrice, a village in Zimbabwe, yesterday.
But as the pair cast their nets, a crocodile snatched Nyamhanza in its jaws, according to local media.
Fortunately, his brother was uninjured and reported the horrific incident to Zimparks rangers.
When Nyamhanza’s body was recovered from the water, it was discovered his penis was missing and had presumably been bitten off.
https://www.devonlive.com/news/uk-world-news/theme-park-ride-based-princess-2903052Theme park ride based on Princess Diana's fatal crash opens tomorrow
It will cost £20 a time to ride and it is open to children and adults
Neil ShawHead Of Digital, Live And Trending For PlymouthLive, DevonLive And CornwallLive
- 08:21, 24 MAY 2019
- UPDATED16:35, 24 MAY 2019
A theme park ride which allows people to experience the crash which killed Diana, Princess of Wales is set to open and charge people £20 a time to take part.
People will be able to vote on whether they think the Royal family was involved in the collision at the end of the ride.
The attraction is part of a new park celebrating US magazine the National Enquirer and opens tomorrow in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, reports The Mirror .
Creator Robin Turner said: “It’s a 3D computer model, and you’re looking down on what looks just like Paris, but it’s three-dimensional.
It would appear they really are rather shite too...Kazakhstan-based SCAT Airlines (DV) operates from a hub at Shymkent International Airport (CIT). It was founded in 1997. SCAT flies to more than 30 destinations, including points in Kazakhstan, as well as Armenia, Azerbaijan, China, Georgia, India, Russia, Turkey and UAE. The airline’s focus cities include Almaty International Airport (ALA), Aqtau Airport (SCO), Astana International Airport (TSE), Atyrau Airport (GUW), Kyzylorda Airport (KZO) and Oral Ak Zhol Airport (URA). SCAT has a fleet of 17 aircraft, including six Boeing 737 variants, four Boeing 757 and one Boeing 767.
.. and apparently he's back now Shady .. and I'm having to be 'the bigger man' again. I've just had a bit of a rant at the Mrs about this recent development. I would never stop her being friends with him, she's an adult woman and it's none of my business who she wants to be friends with, I'm not a control freak but still? .. after all that? .. 10 out of 10 to her for being loving to him and wanting him to not lose his flat (and he hasn't signed on unemployed this time) ... he's taking the piss again and knows she'll catch him again so he can weasel his way into our workplace ..I remember you saying something about him a while ago, nothing but trouble, you were glad he was gone
It's a weird set up and it's making you very unhappy. He's not sleeping with your missus as he's gay so he may have some other hold over her?.. and apparently he's back now Shady .. and I'm having to be 'the bigger man' again. I've just had a bit of a rant at the Mrs about this recent development. I would never stop her being friends with him, she's an adult woman and it's none of my business who she wants to be friends with, I'm not a control freak but still? .. after all that? .. 10 out of 10 to her for being loving to him and wanting him to not lose his flat (and he hasn't signed on unemployed this time) ... he's taking the piss again and knows she'll catch him again so he can weasel his way into our workplace ..
We/she needs to teach him not to keep jumping without securing somewhere else to land first .. after he fucked me over at the care company, his push pike was stolen .. I was already fed up with him at this point but I was worried about the elderly people we both used to visit together so I loaned him my push bike until he could get another. He made no attempt to buy another push bike, I asked him to return mine to me and he didn't. I'm friends with ***** who's a kind local bloke and a hard nut (I wouldn't fuck with him) so as a last resort, I asked him to 'gently' ask him to return my bike and eventually got it back. This bloke's a pain in the arse, the Mrs is employing him out of 'we go back years' loyalty which I can respect but it's going to go wrong. She's putting her heart before her head.
.. so she's assuring me that it will "only be temporary, there's no full time job available for him currently and it's only until he finds a full time job somewhere else" but he knows which side his bread is buttered. Once he gets his foot under the table and does his 'fabulous' routine I can see him becoming an eventual permanent member of staff. Because that's how he operates.
Yes, this man is literally Hitler!Just because your partner has known him for years it does not give him the right to make you unhappy. August Kubizek was best mates with Hitler when they were growing up - doesn't mean he invited him over for tea much after 1943.
My Dear Wormwood,For once our superiors are impressed at your ingenuity; the pornification of society proceeds apace and these humans seem determined to convert their whole house into a brothel! I--we--feel that you really have hit upon the most splendid means of temptation: traditional (they never could look beyond the flesh for very long) yet peculiarly forward-looking (humans love the illusion of 'progress'). I feel emboldened, in fact, to predict that these computers could well result in a population boom Below, the like of which we have not seen since the Civil War. I trust that the wider potential of the venture has not been lost on you? If the masses are content to accept a sexualised cow as an ice-cream marketing ploy, there is simply no limit to the kinds of abomination to which their minds will run--we only have to continue to put the right inspiration before them in private and wait for the inevitable leekage. While they are patting themselves on the back for their liberalism and toleration, we'll be feeding them tidbits of the utmost depravity. I have been in correspondence with the chaps in the Lust Department, and, without spoiling any surprises, I think it's safe to say that with what they have in the pipeline the next generation are likely to turn out somewhat differently from the way The Enemy intended. You'd be amazed at how readily the younger patients will disrobe and writhe for the public--some of them require no temptation at all!The way I see it, the brightest among them realised some time ago that without God everything is permitted (the philosophers have been amply rewarded), but the masses have been avoiding this frightening conclusion by sheltering in the ruins of the church and carrying on with a wonky sort of morality out of nothing more than superstitious tradition. Only now, I finally begin to hope, are they truly beginning to get the hang of postmodernism (the individual behind that has been promoted to a post on Our Father's personal staff) and the possibilities are endless.Keep up the bad work and a dark future in the Lowerarchy awaits.With Compliments,
Your Affectionate Uncle,