Things That Make You Go... WTF?

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LNER wifi... good news that it's free, wtf is it blocks both Ebay and google maps.

Annoying and also pointless as I've just Tor'ed around it.

Edit: Or not, as google now thinks I'm a spambot. Luckily I have a paper map in my backpack.
 

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they put Welson Webo in the description just so people would google it
The vintage drum machine was made by Welson, as the black embossed panel says. Auto-completion or predictive texting may have linked it to someone called Wilson Webo, whose "jiggers" are being extracted in a Youtube video, which promises to be graphic. :doh:
 
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The vintage drum machine was made by Welson, as the black embossed panel says. Auto-completion or predictive texting may have linked it to someone called Wilson Webo, whose "jiggers" are being extracted in a Youtube video, which promises to be graphic. :doh:
Makes sense, just surprised it's stayed like that for a good month or so.

May have given up looking for answers there after the first screenfull or so of the condition came up! :O
 

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A picture of Rodney Bewes. If anyone has can provide any context to this, please do.

 

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I'm thinking that the stick which obtrudes may be someone punting, which might fit the Three Men in a Boat scenario.

His touring version looked fairly traditional, so maybe there was a tv adaptation.

Having no luck with reverse image search either.
 

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When i go onto photobucket and click google search i get Gemma Craven for some weird reason
 

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I know that Shreddies Flatulence Filtering Underwear with activated charcoal is a thing, but this strains credulity. Is it supposed to deal with - saints preserve us! - output, or - WTF? - intake?

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I have no idea. I was just walking about killing time and walked past it. Oddly enough, it was in the middle of a food court which is why it caught my eye. There was no one at the counter, nor any apparent customers, so I was able to take a quick pic without drawing any attention to myself. What actually attracted my attention at first was the neon sign below. I now feel I must investigate this matter further. Enquiring minds want to know.
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Right, I've done some searching. The name of the store is not actually 'Blackout' , that's the product they sell. The name of the store is actually 'Two Lips' I shit you not. Their website: https://www.twolips.vip/products/blackout
I need another drink.
Blackout is the perfect after-care partner following a hair removal treatment to detox, soothe, brighten and hydrate the vulva.
ookkkaayyy.

its got good reviews though
eg.
Bizarre, peculiar... I guess that’s the feeling of the ‘first times’ of your life! When my friend told me about a new mask for the vulva, I LOL’ed! But we decided to try it. And although it was a strange thing to do, I was excited to see/feel if what the product said it could do. (Eek!) anyway, 15 mins later, like an excited teenager looking out for her first love, I was v impressed by how I looked and felt! A cool sensation, almost shiny VJJ and the dark spots accumulated over the years seem to have lightened! (Maybe it was the lighting of the room). But wow. It was peculiar but like everything else, the first time is always weird, but it pays off in the end.
(my highlight)


also available https://www.twolips.vip/products/undercover
which appears to be a blemish lightening cream for use on the face and vulva

i didn't even know vulva blemishes were a thing!

there are also moisturisers for down there (not internal stuff)

A BRIGHTENING SERUM FOR MY VULVA SOUNDS EXCESSIVE, WHY WOULD I NEED IT?
Dull skin is a common occurrence in the vulva area, especially the inner thighs. Having groomed more than 4 million vulvas over the past 20 years, we've heard concerns that many women have about dull skin on their intimate areas. That's why we made a serum with a water-soluble Vitamin C derivative, so it's gentle enough for both the vulva and the face, to help women who wish to address these concerns.

wow.
 

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I spent 40 minutes wandering around a shopping centre in Singapore this afternoon whilst my wife was getting her nails done. During my adventures I came across this rather bizarre establishment...
I think you have just won this thread LL. :omg:

"Having groomed more than 4 million vulvas over the past 20 years, we've heard concerns that many women have about dull skin on their intimate areas. "
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You mean.... they want them to GLOW???????????

But they do seem to have got the difference between vulva and vagina sorted so :twothumbs:

If anyone is thinking about it, this would NOT be a suitable present for me!
 
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