- Nov 16, 2019
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As a young teen, I managed to swipe a bottle of lager out of the house and shared it with a friend.....just as we had finished drinking our illicit booze we noticed another friend approaching. Friend number one then swiftly refills the bottle by having a crafty piss into it and then tapping the cap back onto the bottle. Upon reaching us friend number 2 was offered first swig and jumped at the opportunity.....the cap was duly removed and the greedy bugger must have chugged a fair amount before he realised that he wasn’t enjoying the delights of sweet, sweet lager but something quite different indeed! To this day I can envisage the look on his face as, eyes bulging, he spat out what he could. I guess the overwhelming urge for booze overruled the obvious warning signs of a warm bottle and the smell of urine! Kids eh?! Ah, happy days!