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Thirty-Minute Bowel Movement

Perhaps such a recording is to be used for white noise, similarly to how you can get recordings of an engine idling for two hours. People find it soothing to listen to.

Relaxing: instead of working, one could just go through the motions.

maximus otter
 
I'm American, but have deep respect for British spellings. I would have preferred the "oe" be a ligature, though: diarrhœa.

I'd prefer not to have diarrhoea at all.
 
That's not a bowel movement though, that's an attack of diarrhoea; an altogether different pleasure.
I think diarrhoea counts as a bowel movement, because in both cases, your bowel is evacuated. No-one ever said a bowel movement had to be in an orderly fashion...
 
I think diarrhoea counts as a bowel movement, because in both cases, your bowel is evacuated. No-one ever said a bowel movement had to be in an orderly fashion...

We're talking about an attack of t'squits then; in musical terms, an entire performance rather than a single movement.
 
We're talking about an attack of t'squits then; in musical terms, an entire performance rather than a single movement.
Sometimes the entire performance is a single movement...
 
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