This Wish Agreement has been made on the date _______ 2003 between the parties The Arabian Genie ("the Transferor") and Snowman X ("the Transferee")
WHEREBY
1. Definitions
The following terms shall mean:
1.1 "anything else" - any other animate or inanimate objects, life forms of any kind (to include the living and the dead and the undead), or any other conceivable entity, object, region or space.
1.2 "the Transferor" - Arabian Genie, bestower of wishes.
1.3 "the Transferee" - Snowman X, recipient of said wishes.
1.4 "the wish" - an ethereal device indemnified to the detriment of the Transferor whereby the Transferee indicates what he desires to the Transferor, and is granted the object of his desire. The Transferee will be the only recipient of the object of desire, and it will have no effect on anything else.
1.5 "the object of desire" - any object or occurence which will manifest itself such a way, by direct command of the Transferee, as to pose absolutely no threat to the physical, mental, fiscal, psychic, karmic or cosmological wellbeing of the Transferee, unless requested by the Transferee to be as such.
1.6 "the lamp" - the domicile of the Transferor. The availability of the three wishes are dependant on the Transferee finding the lamp in a untidy state, and polishing it with any instrument whereby the state of the lamp is made good.
2.
The Transferor shall agree to provide three wishes to the Transferee in order to provide the object of desire to the Transferee once the Transferee has stated by way of a wish what he wished it to be. There will be no misinterpretation by the Transferor of the wish, which would involve any kind of detrimental action to the Transferee as per clause 1.5.
If, in the event of the wish causing an unsuitable object of desire to be bestowed upon the Transferee, then as per clause 1.4, the Transferor will be bound to nullify the effects of the wish, and reinstate a fresh wish, to replace the defective and voided one, thus ensuring that the Transferee has not wasted a wish.
These terms and conditions are put in place as soon as the offer of such a transaction is proposed after the rubbing of the lamp, and are not negotiable.
The common seal of
the Transferor was
placed hereunto in
the presence of
The signature of the
Transferee is provided
hereto
I hope this might help safeguard any of you against potential wish related mishaps.