Toilet Talk

[Bigphoot2]

Couple of cups of hot lemon and ginger before bed. You should be shitting by breakfast

That's one way of making sure you don't sleep in.

 

[ramonmercado]

They haven't thought this through. What about a disabled person being assisted? Could get doused.

Public toilets planned for a seaside town will include design features aimed at deterring vandalism, rough sleepers and sexual activity.

Plans for the facilities in Porthcawl's Griffin Park include weight-sensitive floors to ensure one user at a time.

Violent movement would activate a water jet to soak users, automatically open the doors and sound an alarm.

Responsibility for Porthcawl's public toilets has been transferred from Bridgend council to the town council.

Plans say people would be able to use the cubicles for a set time to deter rough sleepers, dousing equipment would be installed to prevent smoking and drug-taking and walls and floors would be graffiti-resistant.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-49372069

 

[Shady]

Jeezus, there is no chance in hell i would go near those buggers, so many things can go wrong, can you imagine the doors opening as you are sitting on the toilet, nope, no way are those gonna be popular, i would sooner piss myself

 

[Jim]

Jeezus, there is no chance in hell i would go near those buggers, so many things can go wrong, can you imagine the doors opening as you are sitting on the toilet, nope, no way are those gonna be popular, i would sooner piss myself

Perhaps they haven't worked all the bugs, give them time. Just image all that going off while in the middle of a whicked sh*t.

 

[Shady]

LMFAO
Yea, staggering out wet through, clothes a mess covered in your own excrement and all over youtube

 

[JamesWhitehead]

Just when I was considering a cottage in Wales!

 

[maximus otter]

They haven't thought this through. What about a disabled person being assisted? Could get doused.

Public toilets planned for a seaside town will include design features aimed at deterring vandalism, rough sleepers and sexual activity.

Plans for the facilities in Porthcawl's Griffin Park include weight-sensitive floors to ensure one user at a time.

Violent movement would activate a water jet to soak users, automatically open the doors and sound an alarm.

Responsibility for Porthcawl's public toilets has been transferred from Bridgend council to the town council.

Plans say people would be able to use the cubicles for a set time to deter rough sleepers, dousing equipment would be installed to prevent smoking and drug-taking and walls and floors would be graffiti-resistant.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-49372069

If not for vandalism, rough sleeping and toilet sex, what would one do in Wales?

maximus otter

 

[maximus otter]

...staggering out wet through, clothes a mess covered in your own excrement and all over youtube

In Porthcawl that’s known as “Tuesday”.

maximus otter

 

[JamesWhitehead]

Council now claims their controversial bog-plans were submitted in error!

I'm just amazed that any council still builds toilets. The sector has been almost entirely privatised. One hopes that a pub or café will have enough customers to keep the staff busy, while one sneaks past to investigate their plumbing. :bmonk:

 

[lordmongrove]

Bus defecation high jinks https://www.kentlive.news/news/kent...XrX-1PF8PXvXvC1M5SNMBltF1QS--V3eCgHLEBfo5_wvk

 

[Shady]

So have we to take it that anyone that shits on a bus has mental health problems ?

 

[escargot]

So have we to take it that anyone that shits on a bus has mental health problems ?

They'll have severe DENTAL problems if they do it on MY bus.

 

[Shady]

:rofl2:

 

[Min Bannister]

A man with such a badly pixellated face should be easy enough to identify

 

[escargot]

A man with such a badly pixellated face should be easy enough to identify

I dunno, you do see plenty of badly pixellated passengers on those late buses.

 

[Comfortably Numb]

Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking

Spray-on surface could prevent bacteria building up and reduce household water use

Source: Ian Sample, Science editor, the Guardian

Date: 18 Nov, 2019

The toilet brush need never leave its holder again. Scientists have created a super-slippery coating that helps usher excrement on its way without leaving traces behind.

The spray-on coating, which is slipperier than Teflon, reduces adhesion of even tenacious faeces by up to 90%, tests suggest, so far less water is needed to flush them away and leave the toilet clean.

https://www.theguardian.com/science...lop-slippery-toilet-coating-stop-poo-sticking


We can merely ponder whether full, 'road testing', will validate its efficaciousness and truly extends to such, "tenacious" extrematies.

The aftermath of a traditional, 'Glasgow marathon' comes to mind - twenty-six pints and three curries later...

 

[Indrid Drood]

slipperier

I do not recall ever seeing that word in print before.

reduces adhesion of even tenacious faeces by up to 90%

Will there be an online version?

 

[maximus otter]

Can this coating be applied to underwear? Asking for a friend.

maximus otter

 

[Bigphoot2]

It'll be sold under the name Enterprise because we all know how good that is at getting rid of Klingons. Well, somebody had to say it.
:mcoat:

 

[Indrid Drood]

Can this coating be applied to underwear? Asking for a friend.

maximus otter

Yes! Condoms as well!!

 

[Shady]

Apply it to tiled floors and put some socks on, instant skate ring.

 

[INT21]

Yes! Condoms as well!!

Just make sure you apply it to the outside of the condom.

 

[maximus otter]

Just make sure you apply it to the outside of the condom.

l’m so selfish that l wear ribbed condoms inside out.

maximus otter

 

[INT21]

l’m so selfish that l wear ribbed condoms inside out.

maximus otter

Clearly MGTOW.

 

[Frasier Buddolph]

Entry in researcher's notebook: "Apply to interior of bowl, not the seat."

 

[Shady]

Spray up ya bum so ya poo slides out better

 

[Mythopoeika]

Wonderful mental picture...

 

[Swifty]

Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking

Spray-on surface could prevent bacteria building up and reduce household water use

Source: Ian Sample, Science editor, the Guardian

Date: 18 Nov, 2019

The toilet brush need never leave its holder again. Scientists have created a super-slippery coating that helps usher excrement on its way without leaving traces behind.

The spray-on coating, which is slipperier than Teflon, reduces adhesion of even tenacious faeces by up to 90%, tests suggest, so far less water is needed to flush them away and leave the toilet clean.

https://www.theguardian.com/science...lop-slippery-toilet-coating-stop-poo-sticking


We can merely ponder whether full, 'road testing', will validate its efficaciousness and truly extends to such, "tenacious" extrematies.

The aftermath of a traditional, 'Glasgow marathon' comes to mind - twenty-six pints and three curries later...

But the whole point of toilet paper is to absorb the nasty stuff .. I remember the 70's toilet paper at school and all it did was spread it around more when you were wiping your arse so you ended up having to use more of the baking paper type stuff to sort yourself out properly .. it's soft paper then wash your hands afterwards .. then rub them on your trousers.

 

[Shady]

Izal, ahhhh them were the days

not,
ya fingers ripped thro it (sometimes) if not it hurt ya and it skidded off ya bum

 

[Swifty]

Izal, ahhhh them were the days

not,
ya fingers ripped thro it (sometimes) if not it hurt ya and it skidded off ya bum

It was like using tracing paper but even worse wasn't it? ..