Toilet Talk

[Vardoger]

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Must be quite an honor for the toilet owner.

 

[hunck]

Here's a great space saving idea for small flats.

 

[escargot]

Here's a great space saving idea for small flats.

A relation once viewed a flat local to us (UK) where you could lean over from t'lavvy to turn the grill down!

 

[hunck]

A relation once viewed a flat local to us (UK) where you could lean over from t'lavvy to turn the grill down!

In one end & out the other without budging. It's the way forward.

 

[michael59]

In one end & out the other without budging. It's the way forward.

It looks dangerous. Is there a cover?

An older person wouldn't be able to use that. Well, they could use it. They just wouldn't be able to get back up again afterwards.

 

[pandacracker]

I saw a couple of flats in Hong Kong with the toilet-cum-shower separated from the kitchen by a shower curtain.

 

[escargot]

It looks dangerous. Is there a cover?

An older person wouldn't be able to use that. Well, they could use it. They just wouldn't be able to get back up again afterwards.

It's a 'squat toilet' style popular in many countries, where people are familiar with it.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Here's a great space saving idea for small flats.

Wouldn't be legal over here. I seem to recall that a loo shouldn't be built right next to the kitchen. There are plenty of properties that do that, but they were built like that before the housing regs came in.
Or am I wrong? Someone in the know, correct me.

 

[Mythopoeika]

It's a 'squat toilet' style popular in many countries, where people are familiar with it.

Is it actually popular or just widespread?

 

[EnolaGaia]

Is it actually popular or just widespread?

It's 'popular' only in the sense of being ubiquitous in a given locale or region.

'Widespread' more properly relates to the user's stance while effectively employing it.

 

[pandacracker]

I may have mentioned this before but I had a squat and drop toilet in my flat in Tokyo which I used for 11 years.

I was younger of course but I had no problem using it and, as we all know (?) squatting is the best position for evacuating ones bowels. I certainly laid some impressive 'cables'

I'll see if I can find some of the photos.

 

[GNC]

I may have mentioned this before but I had a squat and drop toilet in my flat in Tokyo which I used for 11 years.

I was younger of course but I had no problem using it and, as we all know (?) squatting is the best position for evacuating ones bowels. I certainly laid some impressive 'cables'

I'll see if I can find some of the photos.

Good God, man, we don't need to see that!

 

[escargot]

Good God, man, we don't need to see that!

Yup, I might accidentally marry one.

 

[uair01]

Adolf Hitler’s toilet seat is expected to fetch around £15,000 at an upcoming auction. A US soldier grabbed the curious keepsake from the Nazi leader’s private bathroom in his holiday home in the Bavarian Alps. And now his family has decided to cash in on the toilet seat at an auction in Maryland. The auction company said: “One can scarcely imagine the plotting the tyrant undertook while contemplating the world from atop this perch.”

 

[Kondoru]

No good unless authenticated. Too much fake Nazi memorabilia these days.

 

[Mythopoeika]

No good unless authenticated. Too much fake Nazi memorabilia these days.

You're right, it needs to have Hitler's signature and a fragment of his poo on it.

 

[uair01]

 

[Mythopoeika]

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Why on Earth would someone put a loo there and then not put a door on it? Probably put there when the bridge was built, to be used only by the workers, I guess.

 

[JamesWhitehead]

put a loo there and then not put a door on it?

It's the roof on the approaching boat that might feel the brown knocking . . .

 

[pandacracker]

Why on Earth would someone put a loo there and then not put a door on it?

Maybe it's a cure for constipation.

 

[escargot]

There's also no floor in front of it and no easy access.

Redditor shitstainedballsack claims not only to have taken the picture,

It's my photo. I'm a bridge examiner, so I get all over a lot of bridges!

he also says he's used it!

 

[Nosmo King]

I remembered this from years ago, dont know if its been posted before

 

[JamesWhitehead]

They only do it in the woods, when there isn't a toilet!

They do, however, bite the bums that feed them!

 

[Nosmo King]

They only do it in the woods, when there isn't a toilet!

They do, however, bite the bums that feed them!

I would say she eas lucky to be able to have her wounds treated by a first aid kit and not a mortician

 

[RaM]

Bet this was a shock.

Alaska woman attacked by bear while using toilet - BBC News

 

[Sgt Girth]

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Is that the Forth Rail Bridge? Can you imagine crimping one off in there in the dead of winter?

 

[Mythopoeika]

Is that the Forth Rail Bridge? Can you imagine crimping one off in there in the dead of winter?

It would freeze as soon as it hit air. There'd be no crimping at all.

 

[Sgt Girth]

No crimping? Plan B....beat the bugger off with a stick!

 

[ramonmercado]

Breaking wind.

High winds in Pittsburgh relocated a portable toilet to the dead center of a busy street Friday—the most exciting thing to occur in the steel city since a bus toppled into a large sinkhole in 2019. Anyone wishing to enjoy a most adventurous poop can find the wandering potty at Morewood and Fifth; keep your eyes peeled for the bomb squad. (↬ Heather)

https://boingboing.net/2021/03/27/portable-toilet-lands-new-home-in-pittsburgh-crosswalk.html

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1375815517118808068

 

[RaM]

Looks like a Tardis Doctor Poo happen.