GNC
King-Sized Canary
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Anyone heard this one? I'm interested if it ever reached UL status...
A man on a train sees the ticket inspector approaching and begins to rifle through his pockets for his ticket, but much to the amusement of the other passengers, he's been holding it in his mouth the whole time. The inspector is unimpressed and whips the ticket out from between the man's teeth and clips it, then gives it back. Someone says to him once the inspector has left, "You must feel a fool!", but the man replies, "Not really - I was chewing off the date on the ticket."
A man on a train sees the ticket inspector approaching and begins to rifle through his pockets for his ticket, but much to the amusement of the other passengers, he's been holding it in his mouth the whole time. The inspector is unimpressed and whips the ticket out from between the man's teeth and clips it, then gives it back. Someone says to him once the inspector has left, "You must feel a fool!", but the man replies, "Not really - I was chewing off the date on the ticket."
