I wasn't sure where I could put this, so started a new topic, but if it fits elsewhere then I apologise, maybe someone can move it for me.
Basically I found this odd entry in a day-to-a-page 'desk calender' thingy that I got bought for me last christmas.
It's a 'How to survive almost anything' type of thing - each day you rip off the previous days 'tip' to reveal todays 'tip'.
It's a very americanised publication, with tips that usually say something like "How to find water in the desert", or "How to survive a bear attack" etc etc.
Anyhoo....this morning I ripped off the previous days tip to reveal this odd entry;
How to Foil a UFO Abduction
1; Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2; Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3; Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4; As a last resort, go for the EBEs eyes - you will not know what its other more sensitive areas are.
(this is accompanied by a line drawing of a rather sinister looking 'grey')
Now this has raised a few thoughts for me.
Why did the publishers think it an appropriate 'survival tip' considering that the rest of the tips are pretty much firmly based on things that might actually happen, albeit some of them fairly unlikely?
Why do the remarks at #1 and #3 contradict eachother?
And why 'go for the eyes'? Assuming that this is a real world situation and that the prospective abductee is not paralysed by some kind of force-field thing, would you not advise them to just be really 'punchy', or kick them in the family jewels area?
Basically I found this odd entry in a day-to-a-page 'desk calender' thingy that I got bought for me last christmas.
It's a 'How to survive almost anything' type of thing - each day you rip off the previous days 'tip' to reveal todays 'tip'.
It's a very americanised publication, with tips that usually say something like "How to find water in the desert", or "How to survive a bear attack" etc etc.
Anyhoo....this morning I ripped off the previous days tip to reveal this odd entry;
How to Foil a UFO Abduction
1; Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting - the extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may have the ability to read your mind.
2; Resist verbally.
Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.
3; Resist mentally.
Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.
4; As a last resort, go for the EBEs eyes - you will not know what its other more sensitive areas are.
(this is accompanied by a line drawing of a rather sinister looking 'grey')
Now this has raised a few thoughts for me.
Why did the publishers think it an appropriate 'survival tip' considering that the rest of the tips are pretty much firmly based on things that might actually happen, albeit some of them fairly unlikely?
Why do the remarks at #1 and #3 contradict eachother?
And why 'go for the eyes'? Assuming that this is a real world situation and that the prospective abductee is not paralysed by some kind of force-field thing, would you not advise them to just be really 'punchy', or kick them in the family jewels area?