HAARP said:Urban Fox Dumping
What a good idea !
I've had many evil fantasies about urban foxes since one of the blighters ate Hester my (lovely, fluffy, clucky) pet chicken a year and a half ago, but this tops it !
Where can I hire a white or blue van ?
(bolding mine to emphasis its UL-ness)Mr Nick Smyth of Pentre Bach, Llwyngwril, near Dolgellau, was so appalled at an incident he was told of that he wrote to his local newspaper.
"A van in a motorway car park was found by acquaintances of ours to be full of urban foxes," he said.
"When questioned, the driver stated that the animals were being taken to a remote part of the country, where no-one lived and no-one - in London presumably - had ever heard of, where he said they would do no harm.
In that case, the real "Mr Nick Smyth of Pentre Bach, Llwyngwril, near Dolgellau" is going to be seriously pissed off ..taras said:He might not be a real person. You'd be surprised (or not) how often local press invents 'people' for smaller reports.
whizzer said:In that case, the real "Mr Nick Smyth of Pentre Bach, Llwyngwril, near Dolgellau" is going to be seriously pissed off ..
lutzman said:Exactly how many wolves can you fit in a Volvo?
And do they have to wear seatbelts?
River_Styx said:How do you know they're urban foxes?
Do they were lots of gold jewelery, puffy jackets and say "Iz it cuz I izza fox?