Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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- Inside a starship, watching puny humans from afar
If I turn over in bed, he'd get bent out of shape.His astral body will spoon with you in bed.
If I turn over in bed, he'd get bent out of shape.His astral body will spoon with you in bed.
That'll be his just desserts.If I turn over in bed, he'd get bent out of shape.
Couldn't he just bend the spaceships so they fly round in circles?Expect an announcement that he's used his psychic powers to thwart an alien invasion and has saved the planet.
Uri Geller's micronation.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotl...U_CP9LGL3-yDKahyN5VVFDnP_v4J5V3gH6TyrcebP-XPg
I thought Lamb Island was the place Laaaaarry the Lamb bought and then retired to (with his best bud Dennis the Dachshund) after making his billions. Did Uri buy it off him?
35 visits with canoes and infra-red cameras, a single invasive rat was removed from the island in 2022.It’s 100 yards by 50 yards, and in the Firth of Forth. Scarcely an exotic micronation.
Also, Geller spent two years getting rid of its single rat. Hardly seems to qualify as “existing in peace and harmony with all species which dwell there”.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_(island)
maximus otter
35 visits with canoes and infra-red cameras, a single invasive rat was removed from the island in 2022.
Why were Shropshire council involved?
35 visits with canoes and infra-red cameras, a single invasive rat was removed from the island in 2022.
Why were Shropshire council involved?
A good meal. I'd draw the line here though- https://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/celebrity-news/heather-mills-drink-rats-milk-203949Heather-fed rat is a traditional delicacy in Shrewsbury.
maximus otter
Don't worry Lord it's all under control. We'll look after it for you.Because I don't want rats on my new Homeland should I come to visit.
I've just had a brilliant idea- I take it there's no internet connection on the island, so how aboutBecause I don't want rats on my new Homeland should I come to visit.
Tell me about it. They're back in my garden AGAIN. I'm surprised the surrounding area hasn't started to sink considering all the soil they've dug out over the years.Rats do a lot of damage to seabirds and if one rat could get there, another could too and before you know it, there are thousands of them. Getting rid of it was the only responsible thing to do.![]()
How did the one rat get on the island?
Rats are excellent swimmers - they can swim for 3 days, swim underwater & can hold their breath for 3 minutes.How did the one rat get on the island?
So this rat decided to emigrate to Lamb Island by swimming there......Rats are excellent swimmers - they can swim for 3 days, swim underwater & can hold their breath for 3 minutes.
Plus, they are excellent at hiding in boats.Rats are excellent swimmers - they can swim for 3 days, swim underwater & can hold their breath for 3 minutes.
I think rats call it "messing about in boats".Plus, they are excellent at hiding in boats.
I do like to see a diversified portfolio.Two years ago, Shug McTavish, proprietor of “McTavish’s Pest Control, Canoe Rental and IR Surveillance Equipment, Ltd.” visited the island with his pet rat, Geoff…
maximus otter
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maximus otter
If it was just one rat, why didn't they just wait. After a few years at most it'd be dead.35 visits with canoes and infra-red cameras, a single invasive rat was removed from the island in 2022.
Why were Shropshire council involved?
You might run the risk of a lady rat swimming across to the island then before you know it the place would look like backstage on The Muppet Show.If it was just one rat, why didn't they just wait. After a few years at most it'd be dead.
"Have you got a diversified portfolio?"I do like to see a diversified portfolio.